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mouse



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: this could really clean up the world Reply with quote

...just as soon as they equip it with a slightly larger screen.

see the picture here
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Luxury LCD-equipped bathtub: You've earned it

There's nothing more relaxing than coming home from a hard day at the office and slipping into a luxurious bath, complete with built-in 8.5-inch LCD screen. What, your bathtub doesn't have a TV built into it? Shame. Keeping one tied up to the radiator above the tub is dangerous, my friend, and you'd be better off with a screen designed to take all the frantic splashing from when you play with your tugboat. The Cosmo Hydromassage Television Bathtub not only comes with said LCD screen, but also has all sorts of jets and bubbles and such to massage your tired muscles while you watch Oprah and eat bon-bons. You're gonna pay a luxury level price for this level of… luxury: $5,705. Sure, we've seen other similar models, but bubbles! Bubbles! — Adam Frucci

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if only it were a little bigger for hot tubbing movie madness!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

play with your tugboat, eh? Could they be more obvious?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:20 pm    Post subject: Re: this could really clean up the world Reply with quote

a more obvious article wrote:


There's nothing more relaxing than coming home from a hard day of pimping and slipping into a phat bath, complete with built-in 8.5-inch LCD screen. What, your bathtub doesn't have a TV built into it? Shame. Keeping one tied up to the radiator above the tub is dangerous, my friend, and you'd be better off with a screen designed to take all the frantic splashing when you are menage-a-twating a couple of tight hoes. The Cosmo Hydromassage Television Bathtub not only comes with said LCD screen, but also has all sorts of jets and bubbles and such to massage your girlfriend's asshole while you watch her do the bob on your bon-bons. You're gonna pay a luxury level price for this level of… luxury: $5,705. Sure, we've seen other similar models, but bubbles! Bubbles! — Adam Frucci

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh, do the women come with the hardware then?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, I had this weird mental image of watching a movie like Das Boot while taking a bath. "Depth Charge! Kerblooey!" *splash!* Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

San Padrone wrote:
Ooh, do the women come with the hardware then?


IN it, if you're doing it right.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flion wrote:
Actually, I had this weird mental image of watching a movie like Das Boot while taking a bath. "Depth Charge! Kerblooey!" *splash!* Razz

I shall accuse you of being easily amused, in order to unsubtley cover up the fact that I thought nearly the same thing...
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