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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major Tom wrote:
don't be foolish...

...all phalli point to 12 when it's suppertime


Well, it wasn't me who started this line of thought. Here's an old one for you:

How does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go to bed?

...

When the big hand touches the little hand.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
mouse wrote:
Snorri wrote:
I didn't get the hands on the clock one. Probably because I never knew you people called those hands. Very Happy


what do you call them?


"Wijzers"

Which translated to: Pointers, I guess.


and now that we've had this intervening discussion of phalli, i'm just getting all _sorts_ of images....
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll never look at the phrase "Let me give you a few pointers" the same way again!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
I'll never look at the phrase "Let me give you a few pointers" the same way again!

Oh dear god I thought of programming instead of sex.

I need some sexing quick!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
Oh dear god I thought of programming instead of sex.

I need some sexing quick!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the pushing and the shoving and the kung foo FIGH-ting! *glavin*
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
I'll never look at the phrase "Let me give you a few pointers" the same way again!

Oh dear god I thought of programming instead of sex.


The pointer: for some its a reference. For others its a way of life.
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