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MsFrisby



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sporko wrote:
MsFrisby wrote:
nathan wrote:
I hate all fat people except Ignatius J. Reilly, who taught me that true hatred comes from a magical place deep down inside of you and a little to the right of your liver.


The gallbladder? Neat! So I can now never experience true hatred?


gallbladder is actually sort of nestled to the left of the liver. there isn't really anything to the right... =x


Really, it's not much to the left or the right of the liver. It's just below it. Well, except for my really bad gallbladder. It was shoved up in the middle of the liver. So it was left, right and such of the liver.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major Tom wrote:
oh, hey - don't accuse me of betraying the gravity of the situation.

i know a ponderous dilemma when i hear one and i weigh in as i see fit.


Ow. Ow. Those were wonderful! Hit me right in my punny bone.

You are my friend.

TIAB wrote:
I just hope that he can tip the scales of justice in his favor.


Oooh, points for that one too...
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Natashabi wrote:


Well, this isn't the best pic, and it's got a mini version of me in it... but this is her...



Remember... she's MY MOMMY and I think she is beautiful.

So don't be saying bad things. Evil or Very Mad


That's a wonderful picture, and she is beautiful. You should be proud!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah. what he said. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awwww, thanks!

Both of you! You are very sweet to say that. I am and always have been very proud of my mommy and I tell her that all the time.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i really fighting the urge to make a "your mom" joke. its hard.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the best one ever, when done with the right timing, is as follows:

"Your mom has a face."
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Your mom's face" always wins.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MsFrisby wrote:
sporko wrote:
MsFrisby wrote:
nathan wrote:
I hate all fat people except Ignatius J. Reilly, who taught me that true hatred comes from a magical place deep down inside of you and a little to the right of your liver.


The gallbladder? Neat! So I can now never experience true hatred?


gallbladder is actually sort of nestled to the left of the liver. there isn't really anything to the right... =x


Really, it's not much to the left or the right of the liver. It's just below it. Well, except for my really bad gallbladder. It was shoved up in the middle of the liver. So it was left, right and such of the liver.


the liver makes a sort of L-shaped where the angle is above the little piece and to the right of the long piece, and the gallbladder is sort of to the left of the little piece...so it's below most of the liver, but it's not under the entire thing...

yeah, anyway. i'm nitpicky today. i'm also right, and i don't want to look like i'm wrong, cause i'm not, so i'm especially nitpicky here.

lo siento.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh I think he has a hell of a case. Unfortunately, cases under the ADA can take a good long while to be investigated and acted upon. The best news this guy is going to get anytime soon might be an indictment by the government of his school district. They won't hand down judgement in anything resembling a timely manner, but the indictment will give him the ammo he needs for a civil suit.

The ADA is, in my opinion, a pretty reasonable piece of legislation, but it is often abused, and claims are backlogged a great deal.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sporky, <3.

Why do you have to rub my nose in the fact that I get my right and left mixed up? Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well - note that she didn't specify whether she meant your right or her right.
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