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Amilam
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The moon is indeed larger than an elephant.
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Uncle Taylorbell
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| Jesus can fly. |
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Major Tom
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| jesus is SOOO fly |
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Kilgore
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Malt vinegar is made from unhopped beer.
Rumor has it that the Charles Bridge in Prague owes its durability to eggs mixed into the mortar.
The Vatican City is a country. The Holy See is its capital city.
Polar bears have black skin.
The majority of human beings are lactose intolerant.
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The Victim Here
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The world's most expensive cheese: $500/lb., and it's not even French. It's Swedish. And it's made from moose milk.
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Jinx
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| Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:39 am Post subject: At least on Jeopardy, spelling doesn't count |
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| PsycoMonkey wrote: | | The most fertile land in the world is found between the Tigris and Euphrates River in Mesopatamia |
Whoa! I'm in Mesopotamia?
They told me I was in Iraq.
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J. Panda
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If your poop floats, your eating good food.
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The Victim Here
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It appears I am indeed an idiot and need to punch someone in the face.
I'll be back soon.
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Feiticeira
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| The Victim Here wrote: | | A dork is also the name of a whales man-part. |
No, it isn't. You're an idiot. |
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lily
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| Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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no, it's not.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/006133.htm
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In spite of what you're apt to read on any of over 2,000 Web pages, the word 'dork' does not mean 'whale penis.' I defy you to show it defined as such in any valid dictionary. Though its origins remain somewhat of a mystery, etymologists say 'dork' — usually defined as a stupid, foolish or inept person — is most likely a variant of 'dick,' which is, in fact, a slang term for penis, though not specifically that of a whale. |
edit: dammit john, stop being so fast. |
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PsycoMonkey
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| Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:05 pm Post subject: Re: At least on Jeopardy, spelling doesn't count |
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| Jinx wrote: | | PsycoMonkey wrote: | | The most fertile land in the world is found between the Tigris and Euphrates River in Mesopatamia |
Whoa! I'm in Mesopotamia?
They told me I was in Iraq. |
hey hey hey..i just wanted to say that word...gives me an excuse
The average penis is 5-6 inches long while erect.
I have a larger than average penis when its under a microscope. |
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Jinx
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Being under a microscope excites you that much, does it?
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PsycoMonkey
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| Jinx wrote: | | Being under a microscope excites you that much, does it? |
no..not the microscope itself |
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Major Tom
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| so...it's the voyeurism aspect, then. |
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