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 Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:26 pm Post subject: News of the Oh my god you've got to be fucking kidding me. |
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http://marchtogether.blogspot.com/2006/07/murder-without-conscience.html
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Murder without conscience
Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.
The Onion Article
When referring to the killing of her child she said:
"I am totally psyched for this abortion!"
"Those pro-life activists made it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!"
"It wasn't until now that I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support."
"I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!"
Who does Miss Weber blame her abortion on? The pro-life movement.
"The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity."
It's our fault? She says:
"If my HMO wouldn't have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would've gotten pregnant in the first place."
Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.
To sum it up, Miss Weber said:
"I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say: It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!"
Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.
Speak out against abortion. Don't just complain about it. Join the Monthly Call for Life at MonthlyCallForLife.com. We call, email and/or march to let our representatives know that we will not stop until they stop the killing of innocent human beings! |
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Zenom
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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I'm all for laughing at satire, but I think this is going a bit too far. There are some things you just shouldn't joke about.
BTW, before anyone goes off thinking this is real and that I'm being an asshole should know that the article itself is an unfunny satire.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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the ONION??!?!?
the Onion as in this front page the Onion?
| Quote: | Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity
August 30, 2000
One of the evolved dolphins, whose opposable thumbs have struck fear in the hearts of humankind. |
Gasp gasp I love it when people are this stupid... |
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JohnnyStrider
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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The comments make this slap-nuts existence worth it.
| Quote: | "I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?"
- Boo. |
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Lemontree
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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Fabulous comments to his Blog:
| Quote: | I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?
Excellent. I think you should devote all of your energies to tracking down Miss Weber and changing her mind about abortion. After all, if you can change her mind, you can change anybody's.
And don't listen to all these commenters telling you that the Onion is satire. They don't know what they're talking about. You'll show them.
Oh my god, this is almost as good as the lady who complained about an article praising JK Rowling as supporting a Satanist, quoting an Onion article as her source.
Oh, but I do respect that you laid out exactly what pro-lifers really hate - promiscuous women. That is what it is all about - punishing women for having sex. If men were the ones getting pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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Lemontree
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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Oh Johnny, you beat me to it!  |
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The Victim Here
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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Ahah.
America.
Those stupid pills I dropped in your water supplies must be working.
Muahahah.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| bun bun wrote: | the ONION??!?!?
the Onion as in this front page the Onion?
| Quote: | Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity
August 30, 2000
One of the evolved dolphins, whose opposable thumbs have struck fear in the hearts of humankind. |
Gasp gasp I love it when people are this stupid... |
Dolphins have evolved opposable thumbs? |
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The Victim Here
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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OH SHIT!
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thewaitersitsondown
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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Oh holy fuck. This may actually be better than sex.
Also, I think I am going to go have to read The Onion, as I haven't in a while. |
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Cap'n Lazarus
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Him wrote: | | bun bun wrote: | the ONION??!?!?
the Onion as in this front page the Onion?
| Quote: | Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity
August 30, 2000
One of the evolved dolphins, whose opposable thumbs have struck fear in the hearts of humankind. |
Gasp gasp I love it when people are this stupid... |
Dolphins have evolved opposable thumbs? |
Yep. Pictures don't lie, right?
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Atrophy Annie
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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I sort of feel sorry for people who can't catch onto obvious satire.
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bun bun
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| Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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i am suddenly worried that the article by the manic right winger about the onion was satire.
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azander
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| Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:46 am Post subject: |
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| bun bun wrote: | i am suddenly worried that the article by the manic right winger about the onion was satire.
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I thought that for a bit too...then I went back and read a few of the other entries.
I think he's just a manic right wing who's too dumb for his own good..
though...I hope you are right and this whole blog is satire.
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