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thewaitersitsondown



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

See-through spandex thongs.
No seriously.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be a handsome and rich..ur..that is...

BE YOURSELF.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make a little Mmmm or groaning noise when you take your first bite of delicious food in their presence. They won't be able to help wondering what you sound like during sex.

Wear clothing with a hole fairly near a strategic spot. Their eyes will be drawn to that spot and kind of wish it were over just a little bit.

Tell them that you admire them for something. Use the word "admire" instead of "like."

Give a thoughtful gift. Doesn't have to be expensive, and don't give it for a reason. Not a birthday or valentine's day or anything. Just give them a burned cd of music you know they'll like or bring their favorite drink with you when you go to meet them.

Show interest in their interests. Don't fake it. Be interested. If you can't find something about them that you find interesting.. uh.. what's the point?

Laugh at their jokes.

Be good at something. Have at least one hobby or interest that you can really do well. Competence is sexy.

If you catch them looking you over, don't blush and turn away. Meet their eyes and smile.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CTrees wrote:
Fuck if I know why people want me.

I think it's the "for murder, first degree" posters.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MsFrisby wrote:
Make a little Mmmm or groaning noise when you take your first bite of delicious food in their presence. They won't be able to help wondering what you sound like during sex.

Wear clothing with a hole fairly near a strategic spot. Their eyes will be drawn to that spot and kind of wish it were over just a little bit.


I'm slightly ashamed to admit that I never thought of these as tricks, but man, you're right.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, fris is pretty much an evil mastermind.

I have no idea how you can make someone want you. I'm not sure it works that way.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have the appropriate genetics.

In case of men, (subconciously) display characteristics that (subconciously) reveal your likelyhood to be a good parent.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teh Digital Dragon wrote:
Yeah, fris is pretty much an evil mastermind.


Very Happy
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, so related question.

You want to get the person (female assumed, in this case) flowers, just as a surprise. Do you get cut flowers, or a live plant? Some people much prefer the potted plant, while others are annoyed by giving something with a requirement of effort from them (it's an interesting idea to see how much they care, but we're just going for "make them want you," rather than playing games). No plants around their apartment, by the way, for uncertain reasons.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they own no plants, I would say go for the cut flowers. Not red roses. But not something totally cliche, either. Actually go to a florist and have them make something nice. Also, with cut flowers, if you get her something she's allergic to, at least she won't feel bad about throwing them away later. It's expected! Whereas if you get her a potted plant, she may feel bad about the fact that she can't keep it because of her allergies or may feel obliged to keep it in spite of her allergies to show her appreciation for your gesture.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hrm... Good advice, and gives me things to ponder.

Thanks!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to point out the making someone want you is a definition of rape. However, I think halfpint really meant 'How to Entice Someone'. And besides, the 'advice' has become rather a joke-fest for the most part. So, in that spirit:

Give them candy ... or toys.
Date their mom. (Worked in Lolita)
Date their daughter. (Worked in Something's Gotta Give)

Advice from the family dog:
Sniff their butt.
Roll in something smelly.
Bring them something dead.

On a more serious note:
Dance. The ability to dance works wonders.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flion wrote:
Dance. The ability to dance works wonders.

That means Halen FTW?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flion wrote:
I'd like to point out the making someone want you is a definition of rape.


I think you've got that backwards. See, the person getting raped actually doesn't want the person that is raping them.

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And besides, the 'advice' has become rather a joke-fest for the most part.


Question There's lots of good advice here, I think
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Romantic Kareoke and give them all the attention
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