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Atrophy Annie



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I didn't get a thread. Sheesh.


I guess no one gave a shit.


You're an ass.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that was the goal.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dorian Gray reminds me so totally of an anime character.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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what the hell is a permabump


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Something that regulates speed through the tundra?
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Agamemnon



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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and what's wrong with gay sex cannibalism?


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I'm not a happy bunny.


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HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ROBOTS A BAD NAME!?


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*doesn't know whether to laugh or cry*

Context provided by JS

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There's no end to the inane crap they show on TV... Makeover this,
makeover that. People who enjoy that rubbish need to makeover their
brain ... I prefer fantasy and sci-fi novels.


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Try sitting on your hand till it falls asleep. It's like getting jerked off by a stranger.

<.<
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So I've heard.

*flees*


You'd have to be very sad to try that.

...

*Sits on hand*


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no man, you can't teleport a cow with a bomb, you can only make it delicious.


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... Hoyt too, to a lesser extent. See, Hoyt could easily be the creepy child-molester that you go to meet IRL and then he rapes and kills you...


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how my right ventricle aches for you, my little benny bunny baby. slide on over here and let's make mommy cry.


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yes, me and my friends regularly participate in assfucking, back in the day...

how I miss having friends...


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Thanks for switching to your left hand long enough to type out the obvious.


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The artwork is pretty poor, but the writing is bad.


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The British, on the other hand, are a gun free nation. So when they get guns, they don't know what the hell they're doing, and end up shooting *fucking everything.*


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"Sure, I don't do all these horrible things, but I still enjoy masturbating to horrible man-beasts".


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I donít know what the hell those smileys mean. Youíre being sarcastic? Itís funny that feit is young? Youíre trying not to offend him? Youíre hungry? You want us to send for Air-Sea Rescue?

This is why we have written language.


Man, I love going through these. This completes through page 23.




And if I piss off Feit, then my job is done!!
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Agamemnon



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I believe you are confused. Pregnant bellies are not full of muscle, they are full of baby.


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What this thread needs is a nice, derisive slow clap.


You've never been nice and you've never been slow, but I do believe you've got the clap.


Horrific genital misfortunes aside, I pride myself on my derisiveness.


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Uhh... Taylor. The human race called while you were out, and uhh... there's no easy way to say this, but uhh... well... you're fired.

They always do it on a Friday.

Tsk.


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I watched a documentary on TMF the other day called "The Rise and Rise of Christina Aguilera" and I cried when she won her first Grammy.



Weird thing is, I cry these weird sticky white tears out of one eye every time I see Xtina 'shaking' her 'booty' on telly.

See, we're like best pals me and you, [name stricken to protect the innocent]. Bestest pals. FOREVER.

Hold my hand as we jump into the abyss, yeah?


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i like multiplyin' rabbits


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wait, my thread turned into discussions about buttpluggy capital-class ships.


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The other day at school, I saw where someone had written, largely and proudly, 'FREEMASONS.' Wouldn't be amusing, except right after that someone else had come by and written "EAT BABIES!"


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There's nothing that isn't fun about 8Km long buttplugs bristling with enough turbolasers to depopulate a planet!


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Remind me to smell you when ever [w]e get to meet one day.


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Super typhoon Longwang expected to grow as it moves through hot and humid regions


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I've got to admit, I've been planning this for some time ... reading up on encyclopeadiadramatica and chavscum.co.uk to build the most reprehensible bank of linguistic shite I could manage ... and then unleash it upon the unwitting forum ... for the LULZ.


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The eboy drinking game.

Go, look through the last ten threads eboy started, right now.

For every time he mentions the navy, take a shot.

For every time he mentions his physical fitness, take a shot.

For every time he mentions his mental health, take a shot.

For every time he mentions all three, finish the bottle.


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It's a little bit worrying that we're all getting ripped into by someone who's cultural knowledge of Australia doesn't appear to extend past the early 1800's.


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You fucking shut your fucking mouth with your fucking lies you fucking liar.

Fake edit: FUCK


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Thanks for fighting the good fight, you blindly idealistic social prostitute.


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I think he's calling your vagina a jumbo rat.


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Halen



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GEE! IF ONLY ALL THESE THINGS EXISTED IN ANOTHER THREAD ON ANOTHER FORUM WHERE WE COULD LOOK AT THEM AND HAVE THIS FORUM FOR ITS OWN STUFF RATHER THAN SPAMMING SHIT THAT NO-ONE'S READING FUCK THAT WOULD BE GOOD WOULDN'T IT.
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, he's right, Halen, he should definitely keep posting everything from the original thread in a horrid unreadable format and cloud any new posts from being read and basically ruin the thread immediately.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? And with minty freshness, I mean sarcasm.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mostly venom.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That other forum is making me giddy
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Agamemnon



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How long till the other forum is gone? I don't know the policies of Keenspot. It doesn't hurt to have these quotes here does it? Unreadable? I find them hilarious!


Besides, I must now do it to annoy Feit. Twisted Evil

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You start to listen to it, and you're instantly leaning on something, attempting to order a cocktail from the bookshelf.


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Fuck, call 911, SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS BEEN OFFENDED.

Appropriate.

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Sigh.

Stop replying to this topic you stupid cunts.


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heh heh heh, marik's like a poster child for ADD medicati OH MY GOD SOCKS!


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I saw brad pitt kick some ass, then I saw his ass, then he was an ass, and then he died.


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One girl in my literature class doesn't know who T.S Eliot was.


That's nuts. Hasn't she seen that film where he does ballet as a kid?


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Hahahaha, I love Digi. Can someone carry him down from his high horse and bring him to me for tea and biscuits.


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I'm not a total fuckl-up.


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Next stop: The moon!


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enjoy your cocksicle


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I'm so pleased. My bed is a sensualists delight!


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It goes without saying that Iím going to track down every animal whose picture was posted in this thread and punch them in their adorable faces.


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This year, however, I shall join up like a giddy schoolgirl! I hope my recipient likes stained photographs of victorian ladies.

Probably depends on the source of the stains


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'Kay, I don't quite know how to ask this, so I'll just be as tasteful yet unambiguous as I can: You reckon your flatmate'd give me a wank with her mouth?


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Well I canít really be sure it hates me, if a person were to start circling around me and butting me in the forehead whilst buzzing insanely Iíd say they probably had some kind of issue with me. With bees, who knows?


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Oh, a guy gives some token fawning and all the sudden he wants pregnant Kara and Celia spewing out futurely-hot children everywhere.

Oh, and -- let me guess, I'm supposed to give the kids themes, too. They'll each be named after a different type of poisonous snake, and I train them to be ninja bank robbers.

They'll operate as a team, curse in Japanese, and each have their own special deadly technique which is represented by a medallion somewhere on the color-themed skintight jumpsuits they wear. Like, the first born will be named Anaconda and she'll have the Razor Lotus Punch. Once we have five kids of age between us all, they'll be sent out to bedeck our Italian lakeside villa with priceless artifacts stolen from museums.

I'll sit on a stately cushion in the meditation room and have a long, white beard. It'll be fucking awesome. Ah, anyway, I got off track. What the hell were we talking about, again?


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dude, all I'm saying is that giraffes are sexy, I'd fuck a giraffe for charity!
don't be all "pedophile" this and "sexual harassment" that, it's a giraffe!

I mean, if I ask you how to get to sesame street, you think I'd have some homosexual tendencies borderlining furry/beastiality?

wait, don't answer that...


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Bang on man. Exactly my sentiment, and I'm glad you agree Smile

I look forward to sampling your cock.


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Halen



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They never delete old forums - just look at the list. Just fucking stop it, it's incredibly annoying. If you want to read them, go read them.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Making mods would be like handing guns to dangerous lunatics. Actually, it would be like handing mod powers to dangerous lunatics.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright fine. Here's the link to the old one.

Forgive me for wanting to put it all in one place. Sheesh. It would been done, we'd move on, but no, everybody has to get all pissy about it why don't you all go and take a long walk off of a short pier!!

<.<
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BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
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