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DeD CHiKn



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Schmogen wrote:
to make light of the OJ trial: If there's a bun in the oven it was consensual lovin'.
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Vox Raucus



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bot wrote:
Tangled is a animated fantasy-comedy film produced by Disney Animation Studios. It is the 50th animated feature in the Walt Disney Animated Classics series. The film tells the story of a lost princess with long magical hair who yearns to leave her secluded tower. Against her "mother's" wishes.


an Australian gypsy wrote:
still more worthwhile than anything Guest posts.

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Him



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This shit is hilarious.
A Swedish forum regular that is not me wrote:
The problem is the people that have all these opinions on other people but forgotten that well-known proverb, "those who live in glass houses should not throw stones." Which didn't occur to [these people], unfortunately, as their fragile construct crashed down upon them. It didn't hurt them miraculously, except for their minds which suffered permanent scars. A sad fate, their only purpose in life now is to act smug on the internet, accusing other people of the Dunning-Kruger effect in arguments they think they have a clue about, with a demeanor of elitism, while the underside of their rug grows bigger and bigger. The problem is also the victims of their strained mental gymnastics are people like me, who incessantly wonder what the blazes they're going on about and getting the tired old "why don't you figure it out for yourself?" excuse. Not to mention that most of their scorn are due to their own false interpretations. It's kind of ridiculous that they shouldn't expect the same in return.

But to abandon metaphors for a moment. I have said what I believe. Many times. Clearly. Clarified it again and again and again. Simplified it to the point where only toddlers would have trouble understanding it. Which wouldn't be a problem if they were toddlers, where you know they wouldn't be stupid on purpose. They're not toddlers. They're grown adults. They also don't suffer a mental deficiency from imaginary glass shards to the brain.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

related

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Five pages after posting this story (?) and four pages after being asked to explain why we should care, Guest still hasn't done so.

Posts made by Guest after being asked to explain: 11
Posts made by Guest actually explaining: 0
Posts made by Guest which shouldn't have been posted: 11
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You know how to make a joke not funny anymore?



Tell it to someone on the Sinfest subforum.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok so I'll admit I'm prone to knee jerk reactions, but this one poster takes over-reacting to the next level while the other is probably one of the best new 'festers we've had in a while. I don't know why but the response made me giggle like a fool.

fester CM wrote:
fester d wrote:
I put you there because I read something which alarmed the heck out of me which you posted. I may have interpreted your post wrongly, just as you have interpreted mine wrongly. If I have, I apologize.


Um, thanks... so what was it I said? Is it because I'm gay, or religious, or think Wolverine is hot, or what?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, this person is our best new fester:

fester cm wrote:
fester e wrote:
Cucumbers are fruits too, but the US classifies them as veggies too. Everyone is always so up in arms about the tomato when there are a bunch of fruits people call veggies.


O. M. G. Shocked That would make that episode EVEN MORE INCREDIBLY AWESOME. Shocked

"Um... Larry? There's something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time..."

"Um, gosh, me too, Bob! Um, you go first..."

A FRIENDSHIP THAT BECAME A SALAD

A SALAD THAT BECAME A SECRET



* B R O K E B A C K * P A N T R Y *



coming soon

...

well, okay, probably not

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mouse



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

in discussing the arguments on male/female differences presented by a certain engineer
a new fest of promise wrote:
When you make declaimers like "from what I've seen" it means you're just speaking from personal experience.
Like, from what I've seen the best engineers are closed-minded hyper-conservative male-chauvinists

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oatmeal stout, oatmeal cookies, oatmeal pie...

Is there anything oatmeal can't do?


it makes a terrible lubricant

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, that was pretty great.
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Oneponytoruleall



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

7 wrote:
S wrote:

What if the Jedis reprogrammed Jesus to assassinate God?


That blows my mind.

He's already a walking paradox. How does a paradox solve itself and still retain it's title as a former paradox if it turns out it was never a paradox to begin with?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HR wrote:
And so, our heroes reached Page Twenty-Three. They had faced many hardships, but they had finally decided to put their differences behind them and stop talking about things. Their situation might have been looking up, but little did they realize that the long, heated debate about internet debates was nigh upon them. HUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also consider the yearly being-a-dick appearances as some kind of magical dick-Christmas. Something like Dickmas.

Is there a Dickmas boxing day, where I can trade you in for someone I would like to hear from?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A neutral fester wrote:
live video from this thread:

we're the dog and ember is the cat

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sinfester wrote:
dude, Thy, if we put words in your mouth you would actually start making sense

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