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filecore
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| Major Tom wrote: | don't be foolish...
...all phalli point to 12 when it's suppertime |
Well, it wasn't me who started this line of thought. Here's an old one for you:
How does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go to bed?
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When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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mouse
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| Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Snorri wrote: | | mouse wrote: | | Snorri wrote: | I didn't get the hands on the clock one. Probably because I never knew you people called those hands.  |
what do you call them?
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"Wijzers"
Which translated to: Pointers, I guess. |
and now that we've had this intervening discussion of phalli, i'm just getting all _sorts_ of images....
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| I'll never look at the phrase "Let me give you a few pointers" the same way again! |
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Lasairfiona
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| Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| WheelsOfConfusion wrote: | | I'll never look at the phrase "Let me give you a few pointers" the same way again! |
Oh dear god I thought of programming instead of sex.
I need some sexing quick!
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Lasairfiona wrote: | Oh dear god I thought of programming instead of sex.
I need some sexing quick! |
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Twister87
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| Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:42 am Post subject: |
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| With the pushing and the shoving and the kung foo FIGH-ting! *glavin* |
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MellowFish
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| Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Lasairfiona wrote: | | WheelsOfConfusion wrote: | | I'll never look at the phrase "Let me give you a few pointers" the same way again! |
Oh dear god I thought of programming instead of sex. |
The pointer: for some its a reference. For others its a way of life.
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