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John Mytton · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 607

You have cancer.

Dusty · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 650

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Black Kitty · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 704 Location: Under your bed.

I can see that as possibly the best part of having cancer.

The doing what you want part, not the horribly painful and prolonged death. That part would probably suck.
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Neo.Shroom · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 367 Location: Canaduh

Valp · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:34 am Post subject:

always warm up before headbanging dude
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Uncle Taylorbell · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3191 Location: Northern England

trustedfaith · Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:07 pm Post subject:

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Uncle Taylorbell · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3191 Location: Northern England

Halen · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1877 Location: England

Don't waste your doctor's time with your minor illness. Take some aspirin and have a hot bath. If it gets worse and comes with headaches and such, and painkillers don't work THEN go to a doctor.

Also, you people are cunts. I'm so proud of you.

PsycoMonkey · Joined: 12 Jul 2006 Posts: 447

i once went to the doctors..he tried to touch my peeeeeee peeeeeee place

i slapped him and said no

Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

you'll never get prostate cancer that way.

get a prostate check up, son, planning ahead is planning... um... shit, with your head?

damn it.

Uncle Bebby · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 384

my foot hurts most fierce.

it hurts so much, I may even growl.

but I won't, because I'm trying to be all classy like that, ya dig?

Lemontree · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3297

Btw- another idea.. Doctor's opinions are always VERY important.... however coming from a person that either A.) hasn't had affordable health insurance most of her adult life.. or B.) Now has a $250 deductible to meet before insurance will cover stuff.... I'm the kind of person who doesn't go to the doctor unless shits seriously messed up.

So Dusty, if your necks locked up, and it feels similar to any sore necks you might've experienced in your life by sleeping on it wrong, or too much stress winding your muscles up... here's what I suggest besides the normal heating pads. (you can also find some great heating "sock" type things in most malls these days.. the ones filled with delicious herbs that you heat up in the microwave and then it just forms to your body wherever you put it.) MASSAGE THERAPIST. If you can't afford a professional for $60-80 (+tip! Never forget the tipping).. then look up any massage therapy schools in your area and you can usually go get a massage by a well-trained, but non-official student therapist for $30 or so.

Most likely your necks just hurting from muscles that need to be worked out and softened. Good luck.