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juggernautxug
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 Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:49 pm Post subject: Samuel L. Jackson is God |
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JACKSON VOICES GOD
| Quote: | | Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel was deemed to be the perfect person to play God." |
I hate the bible and everything personally but I might just have to download this to hear god swear! 
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Fhqwhgads
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Hee. I actually have the one James Earl Jones did. Darth Vader being Jesus = Awesome.
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The Victim Here
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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There's a pun needed here...something about a lack of faith.
But I am le tired, so here' Darth Jesus.
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Fhqwhgads
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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*File-->Save As*
Here you go: Peter, hovering about 8 inches off the ground, in the grip of a Force Choke, and instead of "Get thee behind me, Satan..."
...wait for it...
"...I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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kame
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder what reading the Bible is going to do to Sam's Thetan levels...
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Drui
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:30 pm Post subject: Re: Samuel L. Jackson is God |
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| Quote: | | Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God. |
"Let there be muthafuckin' light!" |
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John Mytton
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Mm-mmm, bitch! |
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Laughterheals
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| John Mytton wrote: |
Mm-mmm, bitch! |
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Lasairfiona
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| Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Awesome. ::giggle snort::
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nathan
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:39 am Post subject: |
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What we just witnessed was a miracle and I want you TO FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:36 am Post subject: |
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I think he should have been St. Patrick.
"I want these muthafucking snakes off the muthafucking isle!" |
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Eddie
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:05 am Post subject: |
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Oh god, Samuel's gonna be at comic-con the day I'm gonna be there. Awesomeness off the Muthafuckin' SCALE!
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Sam
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:24 am Post subject: moses, moses, moses |
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| Drui wrote: | | Quote: | | Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God. |
"Let there be muthafuckin' light!" |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:22 am Post subject: |
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| Fhqwhgads wrote: | *File-->Save As*
Here you go: Peter, hovering about 8 inches off the ground, in the grip of a Force Choke, and instead of "Get thee behind me, Satan..."
...wait for it...
"...I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
Once again, I am proud to be your adoptee. Very, *sniff* very proud. |
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PIKACHU ^_^
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| Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:59 am Post subject: |
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| PIKA PIKA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ^___________^; |
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