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Japan is over its perv quota yet again
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maniac_wolfman



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bun bun wrote:

I am. Ask away.


Alright.

1) How weird is it over over there, really?

2) What's the weirdest thing you personally experianced whilst over yonder?

3) How constant are the giant rubbery monster attacks?

That's all I can think of. I'm no good at interviewing.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. Pretty weird. Mostly comes from the conjunction of the idea "big city" with the fact that most of the buildings are on a scale so small, you wouldn't see them anywhere else. My theory? Economy of space, plus the smaller and squatter a building, the easier it is to guard against earthquakes. (Of course, there are huge skyscrapers, but most of the city is made up of what looks like doll houses, even to a British eye.)

2. But the single weirdest thing I've seen here is fish-flavoured snack sausages. They have snack meat, in vending machines, with processed fish chunks in it. No lies. They are yucky, IMHO, and I love fish.

Disclaimer: I am not spending my hard-earnt money on a fish sausage, unless I can find one that comes in this packaging. I stole this photo from some other English speaker in Japan's webpage.

3. None yet. Although the earthquakes are scary first few times. Especially at 6 a.m. when you're asleep, and the ceiling is not staying as still as it's supposed to.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool, thanks for the report, Bun.

Hmmm, fish sausage. Yah there's no way I'd ever ingest anything like that, I'm impressed you had the guts to try it. Although our college has vending machine fish burgers, so I can't fault the Japanese on this one.

Oh, here's another one.

4) What the best thing you've found in a vending machine?

5) How long have been over there. I only ask because you said the first FEW earthquakes. Are earthquakes on, like, an hourly schedule?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kind of bi-monthly. I've actually only had two so far, both in the first month I was here, and I'm not used to them yet. Apparently, you get used to them.

I've been here for almost two months, and I'm going home. Which makes me really, really unhappy. (I shall return! *insert dramatic music here*)

The best thing in a vending machine? Hmmmm...I haven't found any vending machines I can joke about, so I'm going to have to be deadly serious to this question. The fact that you can get 20 different varieties of cold tea and coffee, wherever you go, from a vending machine. You really get addicted to that.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bun bun wrote:
...I haven't found any vending machines I can joke about...

Not even HOMO SAUSAGE?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
bun bun wrote:
...I haven't found any vending machines I can joke about...

Not even HOMO SAUSAGE?

Nope, that was, if you'll go back, someone else's photo.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, you meant personally.
SO YOU HAVE NEVER LAID EYES UPON HOMO SAUSAGE?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to jump back to page 1 here, but...

andrew wrote:
Synthetic semen for the explicit purpose of bukkake simulation is actually widely available in the U.S. as well.

Why would anyone need synthetic semen when the real thing is so readily available?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
Oh, you meant personally.
SO YOU HAVE NEVER LAID EYES UPON HOMO SAUSAGE?

No. Unfortunately.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drui wrote:
Sorry to jump back to page 1 here, but...

andrew wrote:
Synthetic semen for the explicit purpose of bukkake simulation is actually widely available in the U.S. as well.

Why would anyone need synthetic semen when the real thing is so readily available?


Assumably for people who want the full on gallons'o'semen bukkake experience without needing 30 different guys, all of whom could be carrying their own favorite flavor of STD.
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Uncle Bebby



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drui wrote:
Sorry to jump back to page 1 here, but...

andrew wrote:
Synthetic semen for the explicit purpose of bukkake simulation is actually widely available in the U.S. as well.

Why would anyone need synthetic semen when the real thing is so readily available?


same reason why they'd use fake blood in the movies.

have you ever tried to milk out gallons of semen?

well take my word for it: it's hard!

hard as in difficult, not erect.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So basically syntheitc semen is further proof that I hate people... Razz
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WheelsOfConfusion



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The average ejaculation outputs about a tablespoon of semen.
It takes two tablespoons to make a fluid ounce.
There are 8 ounces in a cup, two cups to the pint, two pints to the quart, and (obviously) 4 quarts to the gallon.
So that's 4 quarts, or eight pints, or 16 cups, or 128 ounces, or 256 guys to make a gallon of spooge( 2 tblsp * 8 oz. * 2 cups * 2 pints * 4qts).


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God I love you, Wheels. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My question is simply whats the fascination with Bukkake? Couldn't people just as readily pour yogurt or water or anything else on their face? I mean.. ok, so semen helps give way to life. Why is it erotic to be showered in the stuff though?

... Maybe I'm just too clean of a person. The idea of cleaning up after that makes me feel all icky. =b
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