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juggernautxug



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:49 pm    Post subject: Samuel L. Jackson is God Reply with quote

JACKSON VOICES GOD
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Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."


I hate the bible and everything personally but I might just have to download this to hear god swear! Very Happy
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Fhqwhgads



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee. Very Happy I actually have the one James Earl Jones did. Darth Vader being Jesus = Awesome.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a pun needed here...something about a lack of faith.

But I am le tired, so here' Darth Jesus.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy *File-->Save As*

Here you go: Peter, hovering about 8 inches off the ground, in the grip of a Force Choke, and instead of "Get thee behind me, Satan..."










...wait for it...










"...I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder what reading the Bible is going to do to Sam's Thetan levels...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Samuel L. Jackson is God Reply with quote

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Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God.

"Let there be muthafuckin' light!"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Mm-mmm, bitch!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John Mytton wrote:

Mm-mmm, bitch!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awesome. ::giggle snort::
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What we just witnessed was a miracle and I want you TO FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he should have been St. Patrick.
"I want these muthafucking snakes off the muthafucking isle!"
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god, Samuel's gonna be at comic-con the day I'm gonna be there. Awesomeness off the Muthafuckin' SCALE!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:24 am    Post subject: moses, moses, moses Reply with quote

Drui wrote:
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Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God.

"Let there be muthafuckin' light!"


WHAT
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fhqwhgads wrote:
Very Happy *File-->Save As*

Here you go: Peter, hovering about 8 inches off the ground, in the grip of a Force Choke, and instead of "Get thee behind me, Satan..."










...wait for it...










"...I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Once again, I am proud to be your adoptee. Very, *sniff* very proud.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PIKA PIKA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ^___________^;
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