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Uncle Benny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:47 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | It's ok Bart, check out my lists!
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Celaeno
WHEE! |
I don't think it counts if you've known them since you were 8, dude. |
Mmm...more like fourteen.
Andrew did a Backstreet Boys thing for the pops assembly when we were in intermediate school. |
Kara molests babies. |
I think this may only be funny because I'm drunk... |
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Hekate101

Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 38 Location: Outside your window...
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:31 am Post subject: |
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| Uncle Benny wrote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | It's ok Bart, check out my lists!
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Celaeno
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I don't think it counts if you've known them since you were 8, dude. |
Mmm...more like fourteen.
Andrew did a Backstreet Boys thing for the pops assembly when we were in intermediate school. |
Kara molests babies. |
I think this may only be funny because I'm drunk... |
Yes, I do think so. _________________ Spelling Nazi, Grammar Nazi, Sandwich Nazi...
What?
Oh, well, first you need wheat bread, and [real] mayonnaise, not that Miracle Crap.
Spread it lightly across the bread, add crisp lettuce and fresh tomato. Meat can vary, but I like ham... |
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Dinosaursareback!

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 161
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:57 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | Quote: | | *I hate all the elitist cock smokers at Magestock, I hope they die in a fire. This means you, Bodhi. |
Why do I threaten you so, John? Why do you fear me? |
If anyone has ever seen or read Withnail & I I'm going to need you to imagine Feit is I and Bodhi is Uncle Monty, having backed him up against the kitchen bench, gently stroking his hair and whispering seductively into his ear. |
| Quote: | | Take him bodhi, even if it must be by burglary. |
it's really unecessary to edit out the names, but I lawld _________________ HOORAY, NOW I ONLY NEED 45% TO BE AS COOL AS FRED!!! |
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Halen

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1877 Location: England
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:13 am Post subject: |
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The following sequence in the "beat destroy or contain" game:
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*chortles*
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Uncle Taylorbell

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3191 Location: Northern England
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Halen, you mong, you got it all broken. |
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Halen

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1877 Location: England
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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Samsally

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 5302
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:10 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Quote: | | PIKA PIKA PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ^___________^; |
HUGS!!!! (Damn that mouse is too cute, I can't stop myself.) |
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Michael

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10429
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Sadly, I lack even a marginally attractive lady masseuse. |
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Uncle Benny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | : HI KARA! HOW IS EUROPE?! |
the combination of the av and the statement made me chuckle. |
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cixelsyD Guest
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry to ruin the anonymity of the thread, but I feel this new avatar gives off a acurtae representation of myself. |
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trustedfaith

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3361 Location: My own little world...
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Dusty wrote: | | i have plenty more arrows. |
Hopefully you don't misfire.  _________________ My blog is back bitches!! Check it out and comment: http://www.quixoticroads.com
I'm also doing the twitter thing; you should stalk/follow me: http://twitter.com/sillygurlroo |
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Lasairfiona

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 9610 Location: I have to be somewhere? ::runs around frantically::
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:50 am Post subject: |
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Okay, it is totally cheating but I can't help posting this.
| Quote: | | Quote: | | but I don't like vibrators. The vibrating part isn't that fun... |
| Quote: | | You like vibrators vintage style. |
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_________________ Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael |
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Uncle Benny

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:18 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | I absolutely love clubbing baby seals. No lie! |
| Quote: | | I've never been out clubbing with the baby seals - are they big partiers? |
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Halen

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1877 Location: England
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | I can see that now. You and some other people are running away from a large explosion. One person looks back and yells: "It's getting closer! It's going to catch us!"
Cue outcries of "Shit! We're doomed!"
Then, you reach into your pocket and pull out a banana peel (don't ask how it got there) and you trow it behind you
The explosion trips on the peel and falls over.
While the explosion is on the ground, you all hide behind some trees. The explosion looks around to see where you all went and eventually gives up and leaves. Later, he destroys France.
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Neo.Shroom

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 367 Location: Canaduh
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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That was brilliant _________________ Forcibly adopted by Varst...
-WooJ!- |
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