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| Pirates. I like me some booty. |
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| Ninjas. Ninjas have the true ultimate power. |
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Dusty

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 650
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:55 am Post subject: Pirates vs. Ninjas |
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| this has probably been done before. But not on the NEW forum. |
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Zanthina

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 118 Location: Midwest
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: |
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Ninja all the way. _________________ "Go then, there are other worlds than these."
-Jake
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bottm_angel

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 130
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: |
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Pirates. Hands down, pirates!!!
Arrrrrr! |
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Dusty

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 650
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Kilgore

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2827 Location: Portland, Or
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:04 am Post subject: |
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Pirates all the way.
Grog me. _________________ "Whatever afflicts thee, their asses I shall kick"
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thewaitersitsondown

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2673 Location: The walrus was Paul
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:09 am Post subject: |
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Pirates and Ninjas are equally matched in terms of prowess, so the decision must come down to what it always comes down to in the end:
Who parties better?
The answer is cleary pirates. Pirates would throw the best parties ever. People would be dying and you'd be drunk off your ass and you'd be like "Oh fuck I'm going to die" but you'd be too pissed to care and you'd just be laughing, and you'd wake up in the morning and there'd be a peg leg in your ass and you'd be 2 months into a sea voyage and you were on dry land when you went to bed, and you'd just be so fucking glad to be alive.
That wouldn't happen with Ninjas. |
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nathan

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 6269
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:09 am Post subject: |
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sword vs. cannon = THE END. _________________ All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marky Mark Proust |
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Darqcyde

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 9086 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Imma posting in this High Quality™ thread _________________
...if a single leaf holds the eye, it will be as if the remaining leaves were not there.
http://12ozlb.blogspot.com |
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cletusowns

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 496 Location: Oak Park
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:17 am Post subject: |
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Pirates obviously _________________
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Spanky

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 842 Location: Rockville, MD
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:22 am Post subject: |
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One word:
Robots |
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Kilgore

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2827 Location: Portland, Or
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:23 am Post subject: |
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If we're talking about martial prowess, I'm pretty sure a single ninja would burn though a pirate crew like a buzzsaw through a side of veal. I just prefer the pirate aesthetic. _________________ "Whatever afflicts thee, their asses I shall kick"
-Slick |
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thewaitersitsondown

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2673 Location: The walrus was Paul
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:26 am Post subject: |
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Also, can Ninjas do this?
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HA HARRR ARRR ME HARRRTIES! |
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death_to_dib

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 288 Location: Its getting colder in hell.
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:27 am Post subject: |
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| Pirates hands down. Who else can spend all day looking for booty and never get a sexual harrassment charge? |
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thewaitersitsondown

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2673 Location: The walrus was Paul
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:30 am Post subject: |
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*SNAP*
Hear that? That's the sound of my funny bone. You broke it. |
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Spanky

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 842 Location: Rockville, MD
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:34 am Post subject: |
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| Robots have no bones to break. NO MERCY FOR ANY OF YOU WHEN THE ROBOTS TAKE OVER! |
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