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Lemontree
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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BoySetsFire
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Dusty
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chuck norris lost to bruce lee and lost so beautifully that he caused bruce to sometime in the future catch a cold and take medicine he was allergic to.
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The Victim Here
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<3 the Norris.
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kame
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This is a brilliant strategic move, militarily speaking. No right thinking nation would ever invade Hungary again for the fear that perhaps Chuck Norris is hiding under that bridge, waiting to roundhouse kick any army that dares attack his adopted homeland.
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juggernautxug
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If you spell Chuck Norris is Scrabble you win. FOREVER!
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Sojobo
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This is a terrible name for a bridge.
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Who would ever dare to cross it?
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kame
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Lee was chosen by organisers as a symbol of the fight against ethnic divisions.
"We will always be Muslims, Serbs or Croats," said Veselin Gatalo of the youth group Urban Movement Mostar.
"But one thing we all have in common is Bruce Lee." |
Never were truer words spoken! 
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That is FuckingAwesome, I want one in my front yard! |
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The Victim Here
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Kickass.
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Snorri
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That is FuckingAwesome, I want one in my front yard! |
I want 2!!!
And a bigger frontyard.
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Michael
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| I'm building one right after I get enough refridgerators to finish this full size stonehenge replica |
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