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SNAKES ON A PLANE
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Idlethought



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TSA Website wrote:
Exception: some limited amounts of snakes may be allowed if Samuel L. Jackson is traveling;


I just lol'd everywhere.
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maniac_wolfman



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Idlethought wrote:
TSA Website wrote:
Exception: some limited amounts of snakes may be allowed if Samuel L. Jackson is traveling;



*snakegasm*
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was expecting it to be the best worst movie ever. However, it was suprisingly decent.

Deffinitely B movie but stil decent. I don't think I've ever cheered for a snake that much in my life.

The gratuitous non-snake related deaths did tick me off a bit though.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:20 am    Post subject: aardvarking is people doing the nasty in a b flick Reply with quote

Why? Snakes on a plane are a danger, even if only by proxy. Masses of people are ridiculously dangerous when panicked, and will kill each other. Stampedes in panic situations are grisly, and the tighter the conditions, the worse it is.

Besides, if you are going full B-Movie Schlock, impalements are wonderful. Much as restauraunts may indeed be accurately gagued by the quality of their caesar salads, you could probably rate SoaP on the Joe Bob Briggs meter from having to watch that guy painfully pry that spike out of his lacerated neck.

As an added advantage, the movie featured half an aardvarking.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw the movie today. Absolutely horrible. Godawful. Embarrassing.
And also probably the best $7 spent in my life. I'm going to have nightmares about that one scene. You know which one I'm talking about. I just went to the bathroom a few minutes ago and actually cringed. That's powerful.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HOLY
SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
THERE WERE SNAKES.
WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.


THEY
WERE ON
A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

Watch the movie watchitwatchitwatchit
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw it today. Yay!! It was a B movie all the way around. I actually don't think IK would have liked it as much if it wasn't hyped as much as it was but that I how I work I suppose (I usually hate B movies).

"Praise the Playstation!" Haha! I enjoyed myself thoroughly.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"TURN THIS BITCH, MOTHERFUCKER!"


i loved it.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bittorent away!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No man!

You need the theater experiance, with a ton of other cheering internet geeks.

It's just not the same without it. Seriously.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

$15.2 million. Including $1.4 million thursday night.

Meh, maybe I'll see it on HBO....or Spike TV. Or maybe it can kick Tremors off of AMC for a night.

Spoilers. I want spoilers dammit!!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There were snakes.



IT FUCKING ROCKED. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I tend to take the Indiana Jones track on snakes....*shudder*
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, this of course is why it makes for such a popular movie. i mean, how well do you think "puppies on a plane!" would do?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awww...the cute widdle puppy wuppies...until they grow HUGE FANGS AND FILL THE PLANE/TRAIN/BOAT WITH BLOOD!!!!



I copyright this idea for a trilogy of movies. You all are witnesses. Someday someone's going to make me rich. RICH I TELL YOU!!!
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