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2/7/07 - feminine conspiracy
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you just can't trust anyone who spells it "arse".
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:22 am    Post subject: Shining paragons. One and all. Reply with quote

From the global female conspiracy
to some rather disturbing ideas involving a lollipop
to Las taking a thick one in the exit shoot.

I do so love this forum.
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melissa1



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:39 am    Post subject: Re: Shining paragons. One and all. Reply with quote

JohnnyStrider wrote:
From the global female conspiracy
to some rather disturbing ideas involving a lollipop


the little girl carries a strikingly similar resemblance to this lollipop:



coincidence? conspiracy? Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:44 am    Post subject: Re: Shining paragons. One and all. Reply with quote

melissa1 wrote:
the little girl carries a strikingly similar resemblance to this lollipop:


I don't think she looks like that lollipop at all.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aside from the animated hearts and the annoying owner, yeah.
dead ringer for the stereotypical cartoon lollipop.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:56 am    Post subject: Re: Shining paragons. One and all. Reply with quote

Uninformed_Kitty wrote:

I don't think she looks like that lollipop at all.


you're right.... grammatical error.... sorry...

**the little girl carries a LOLLIPOP WITH A strikingly similar resemblance to this lollipop:


ANYWAY, as an ex-lurker, the whole drama between the members of this forum and the owner of that particular heart infested lollipop has brought me out of hiding...... I am truly captivated by you all and your reactions. heh.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:00 am    Post subject: The common cold weilds a lolli. Reply with quote

It's like watching white blood cells work.
But instead of actually destroying the foreign body, they sit back and make snide comments and hope it doesn't spread.
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Takara



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she makes me think of susie from Calvin and Hobbes...
it's like an alternate world of G.R.O.S.S. but instead of Get Rid Of Slimy girlS it's Get Rid Of Slimy boyS
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:05 am    Post subject: Collectively, we are the Second Coming Reply with quote

melissa1 wrote:
ANYWAY, as an ex-lurker, the whole drama between the members of this forum and the owner of that particular heart infested lollipop has brought me out of hiding...... I am truly captivated by you all and your reactions. heh.

Luke 3:17 wrote:
His winnowing fork is in his hand to clear his threshing floor and to gather the wheat into his barn, but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire."

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

normally I'd get it right away, but what's with the reference?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tried to figure it out myself, but my head started to hurt, and I eventually gave up in silence.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"gather the wheat into his barn" is the key. "His barn" is slang for "his bottom". "gather the wheat" etc etc. You get the picture.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:17 am    Post subject: puns that make your own self wince are best Reply with quote

MellowFish wrote:
normally I'd get it right away, but what's with the reference?

Not really a reference; just borrowing the imagery.

I was suggesting that the behaviour toward H_E_A_R_T may be best understood as giving her various opportunities to show her mettle. Trial by refiner's fire, etc.

I also imply (or I mean to, anyway) that she scored as chaff rather than wheat.

I think of you as more of a half-wheat.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

emus are the viciousest ninjas
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:53 am    Post subject: Re: puns that make your own self wince are best Reply with quote

Sojobo wrote:
I think of you as more of a half-wheat.

puns are fun, aren't they? you're very clever.

this half-wit wonders if you're the type that laughs at your own jokes too. Wink
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