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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm gonna say the lack of limbs.

Infants born without limbs don't do very well for themselves either.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I see a person with no limbs in a wheelchair, I have this perverse urge to snatch and run.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

of course, the actual site is an argument that God must not exist, because:

a) God heals cancer patients when prayed for
b) therefore, God should also heal amputees when prayed for
but
c) historically, no one has ever had their limbs regenerated

it's a difficult site to read though. A lot of strange assumptions, and weird logic.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If she weighs the same as a duck...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man...that witch logic, when broken down, makes some sense. Logic that makes cats out to be Satan's vessels on earth...that's weird logic.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

so, limbless people must be ...witches!!!

people blame it on social pressure for idealistic beauty,
but maybe people just have eating disorders in order to bring themselves
to the weight of a duck, and thus gain witchly powers...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That made sense to me. Perfect sense. Thank you, three in the morning!

Now, I've thought that through and decided that if very skinny people are truly practicioners of witchcraft, then the overweight wiccan chicks you see are actually, like, practicing negative witchcraft? As in, they're fat but still believe they are witches, so their rotund brand of pagan magicks is like a counter to the anorexic black arts?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Secret wrote:
I'm gonna say the lack of limbs.

Infants born without limbs don't do very well for themselves either.

But infants with arms don't do well for themselves either what with having to be taken care of and all. Besides if we were all limbless, cats would take over the world. We are just barely holding them back with our opposable thumb advantage.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...so therefore, skinny people are witches, and fat people are anti-witches,
thus....America's rising obesity rate is not a problem, but actually an outward expression of our extreme righteous goodness?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
Secret wrote:
I'm gonna say the lack of limbs.

Infants born without limbs don't do very well for themselves either.

But infants with arms don't do well for themselves either what with having to be taken care of and all. Besides if we were all limbless, cats would take over the world. We are just barely holding them back with our opposable thumb advantage.


With arms attached, they do much better than the unattached ones do. (MANGLED GRAMMAR IS FUN!)

Personally, I hold them back with a cross and catnip.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps. Fat people don't win or even fight wars. They are a peaceful, couch-dwelling race.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YenTheFirst wrote:
...so therefore, skinny people are witches, and fat people are anti-witches,
thus....America's rising obesity rate is not a problem, but actually an outward expression of our extreme righteous goodness?


Would that make nutritionists the devil? Or perhaps many lesser demons?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Secret wrote:
Personally, I hold them back with a cross and catnip.

See! Thumbs! We hold things with less difficulty.

Religious = fat. ::snickers::

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YenTheFirst wrote:
...so therefore, skinny people are witches, and fat people are anti-witches,
thus....America's rising obesity rate is not a problem, but actually an outward expression of our extreme righteous goodness?


No, no, no, no, no. You see, fat floats on water, and if it floats on water, then it's made of wood, and if they're made of wood THEY'RE A WITCH! BURN 'EM!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasairfiona wrote:
Secret wrote:
Personally, I hold them back with a cross and catnip.

See! Thumbs! We hold things with less difficulty.


You know the expression 'armed to the teeth'?...
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