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mouse



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...wait, you can smell the pictures on the internet?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
...wait, you can smell the pictures on the internet?

It's a standard feature nowadays.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
...wait, you can smell the pictures on the internet?

You mean YOUR internet provider hasn't been bugging you with the upgrade to "surf n sniff"?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine has been asking me to touch it.

It scares me bad.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you catch your internet predator when the internet IS your predator?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You jump from your overflowing bathtub yelling GESTALT! and then cut your modem into little plastic pieces.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gestalt as in shape/form/figure/guise/or holistic theory of the mind?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought that's like, german for, like, gestation period.

which makes me afraid of the internet that much more.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry Benny, I'll hold you.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*holds*
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyStrider wrote:
mouse wrote:
...wait, you can smell the pictures on the internet?

You mean YOUR internet provider hasn't been bugging you with the upgrade to "surf n sniff"?


....i thought that had to do with viruses - it's bad enough _i_ have a runny nose, i really can't stand to listen to the computer snerking.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyStrider wrote:
Funkentelechy wrote:


HELLO LADIES

Say all you want, those sock ears make a man a lean, mean swoon inducing machine.
God, I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

I couldn't read it with a straight face. Bwahahaha!

edit: The library people are looking at me funny now.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't library people always look at you funny?
isn't that the point of library people?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're checking you for bugs.

They fear the bugs.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm No Celebrity wrote:
They're checking you for bugs.

They fear the bugs.


I do not!

Well, okay. There are a FEW kinds of bugs I fear. Like stinging caterpillars. And scorpions with little claws.

But there are lots of nice bugs too.
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