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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: I'm So Manly That... Reply with quote

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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My shits are bigger than the average person's forearm.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm so manly, I harbor a rainforest full of endangered species on my chest.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... I eat steak and eggs... for Breakfast!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....not two nights ago I cut and smashed my way out of a wrecked automobile.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I play bass until my fingers ooze blood, and then I play some more.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blood bleeds me.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...bullets are my only weakness.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can open beer bottles with my teeth.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My penis is larger than the state of Rhode Island.

Also, I drive a Toyota compact hybrid; that's how secure I am.

Also, when you cut me I bleed a mixture of whiskey, diesel and red/white/blue.
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

andrew wrote:
My penis is larger than the state of Rhode Island.


BUT YOU'RE ASIAN DUDE

WTF?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once punched a guy in the face, just for making me miss the night bus. He did not punch me back.
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andrew



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
andrew wrote:
My penis is larger than the state of Rhode Island.


BUT YOU'RE ASIAN DUDE

WTF?


Yeah, but Rhode Island is frickin' TINY.

Also, I'm 6' tall and therefore the standard AzN rules do not apply.

Kilgore wrote:
I once punched a guy in the face, just for making me miss the night bus. He did not punch me back.


AWESOME.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ran 5 miles to catch up with a lady in a car.

And then we had sex.
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