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Kilgore



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thewaitersitsondown wrote:
The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it.


Unlike most of you peckers, some of us are using factual claims.
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Bart



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm so manly i'm here, bragging about how fucking manly I am.
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Major Tom



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my favorite toys are broken glass and molten metal
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trustedfaith



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to tell the dentist to just drill without any novacaine or numbing agent.
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Thy Brilliance



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bart wrote:
I'm so manly i'm here, bragging about how fucking manly I am.


DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!

THIS COMPUTER WILL NOW EXPLODE FROM MANLYNESS!!!!!!!
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thewaitersitsondown



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Location: The walrus was Paul

PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kilgore wrote:
thewaitersitsondown wrote:
The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it.


Unlike most of you peckers, some of us are using factual claims.


Yes and they're boring.

I AM SO MANLY THAT WHEN I TRIP AND FALL OVER, MY PANTS FALL OFF AND A GORGEOUS NAKED WOMAN APPEARS UNDER ME AND I IMPALE HER UPON MY MAN-POLE.
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andrew



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thewaitersitsondown wrote:
Kilgore wrote:
thewaitersitsondown wrote:
The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it.


Unlike most of you peckers, some of us are using factual claims.


Yes and they're boring.

I AM SO MANLY THAT WHEN I TRIP AND FALL OVER, MY PANTS FALL OFF AND A GORGEOUS NAKED WOMAN APPEARS UNDER ME AND I IMPALE HER UPON MY MAN-POLE.


I have bad news for you.

You know that gorgeous naked woman?

Yeah, uh...that's me.
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thewaitersitsondown



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I AM BETRAYED!
Oh well. The sex was still pretty good, wasn't it?
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Michael



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pah,

ladies run five miles to catch up with me in my car. And then we have sex.
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Yorick



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

trustedfaith wrote:
I used to tell the dentist to just drill without any novacaine or numbing agent.

I'd be more impressed if it were you the dentist were operating on when you said that. Wink
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andrew



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thewaitersitsondown wrote:
I AM BETRAYED!
Oh well. The sex was still pretty good, wasn't it?


Meh, I've had better.
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thewaitersitsondown



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE MY MANLY THRUSTING!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! *sob*
Oh god, they can't see me like this...
*runs*
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Yorick



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn straight you did. Twisted Evil
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TIAB



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once crapped a turd that took seven flushes to get rid of, four of those were assisted with a plunger.

I once had a fart that sounded like a shotgun blast.

I own and wear a pink fuzzy bathrobe, because I'm that secure.

I knocked a grown man unconscious when I was 7.

I fixed a toilet with nothing but a paper clip.

One of these statements is untrue.
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eureka00



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can belch louder than my boyfriend and my boobs are bigger.
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