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Kilgore
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| thewaitersitsondown wrote: | | The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it. |
Unlike most of you peckers, some of us are using factual claims.
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Bart
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| I'm so manly i'm here, bragging about how fucking manly I am. |
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Major Tom
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trustedfaith
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I used to tell the dentist to just drill without any novacaine or numbing agent.
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Thy Brilliance
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Bart wrote: | | I'm so manly i'm here, bragging about how fucking manly I am. |
DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!!
THIS COMPUTER WILL NOW EXPLODE FROM MANLYNESS!!!!!!! |
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thewaitersitsondown
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Location: The walrus was Paul
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Kilgore wrote: | | thewaitersitsondown wrote: | | The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it. |
Unlike most of you peckers, some of us are using factual claims. |
Yes and they're boring.
I AM SO MANLY THAT WHEN I TRIP AND FALL OVER, MY PANTS FALL OFF AND A GORGEOUS NAKED WOMAN APPEARS UNDER ME AND I IMPALE HER UPON MY MAN-POLE. |
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andrew
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Location: the raging sea
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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| thewaitersitsondown wrote: | | Kilgore wrote: | | thewaitersitsondown wrote: | | The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it. |
Unlike most of you peckers, some of us are using factual claims. |
Yes and they're boring.
I AM SO MANLY THAT WHEN I TRIP AND FALL OVER, MY PANTS FALL OFF AND A GORGEOUS NAKED WOMAN APPEARS UNDER ME AND I IMPALE HER UPON MY MAN-POLE. |
I have bad news for you.
You know that gorgeous naked woman?
Yeah, uh...that's me. |
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thewaitersitsondown
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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I AM BETRAYED!
Oh well. The sex was still pretty good, wasn't it? |
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Michael
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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pah,
ladies run five miles to catch up with me in my car. And then we have sex. |
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Yorick
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| trustedfaith wrote: | | I used to tell the dentist to just drill without any novacaine or numbing agent. |
I'd be more impressed if it were you the dentist were operating on when you said that. 
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andrew
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| thewaitersitsondown wrote: | I AM BETRAYED!
Oh well. The sex was still pretty good, wasn't it? |
Meh, I've had better. |
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thewaitersitsondown
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YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE MY MANLY THRUSTING!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! *sob*
Oh god, they can't see me like this...
*runs* |
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Yorick
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| Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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damn straight you did. 
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TIAB
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I once crapped a turd that took seven flushes to get rid of, four of those were assisted with a plunger.
I once had a fart that sounded like a shotgun blast.
I own and wear a pink fuzzy bathrobe, because I'm that secure.
I knocked a grown man unconscious when I was 7.
I fixed a toilet with nothing but a paper clip.
One of these statements is untrue. |
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eureka00
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I can belch louder than my boyfriend and my boobs are bigger.
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