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MsFrisby
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| Sam wrote: | Further negative manly points:
I come home just now. I'm parched. It's hot.
I throw open the fridge and grab for the milk jug. No milk? No milk!
Siggghhhhhhh
I guess I'm having a coronaaaaaaaa |
I think he's not necessarily dinging milk itself, just that it's not manly to PREFER milk to beer. To reach first for the milk and SETTLE for the beer.
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maniac_wolfman
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Real men drink milk straight from the cow.
Jugs are for sissies. |
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Uncle Taylorbell
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| Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Real men drink milk straight from 'the jugs'. |
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Flion
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Location: Don't look up! (Damn pigeons...)
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Bah! Real men don't care about superficial things like that. Or looks. Or even signs of life. After all, it's about the Man, not her. The Real Man never asks, "Was it good for you?" He doesn't even ask, "Was it good for me?" He might be heard to ask, "More..." but then, he's usually not asking.
(The Real Woman is not offended by this. She uses the time to plan her redecorating, update her stock portfolio, and plot world domination...  )
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thewaitersitsondown
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| bun bun wrote: | | thewaitersitsondown wrote: |
In conclusion, Wordsworth doomed Brittainy to being pansies, and pudding is best served doused in alcohol and set on fire.
Thank you, and goodnight. |
"Brittainy" is roughly HUNDREDS OF MILES away from Great Britain. FYI. |
Hush. You all knew what I meant. |
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Drui
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I'm so manly I wrestle pitbulls and prefer power tools to shoes.
In general I tend more toward girly though.
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maniac_wolfman
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| I'm so manly I use my chest hairs to clean my BBQ grill. |
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sporko
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| Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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...hey, me too!
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Flion
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So, you know I ride a motorcycle (see picture post thread). Well, among riders, there's lotsa smack talk about who's the toughest - usually running along brand names or club affiliation. However, my creedo has always been: Real bikers eat the bugs.
I'm a real biker.
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Yorick
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too bad you're not a man.
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Michael
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Ender
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| Im so manly I bleed BBQ sauce and piss beer |
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kame
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| Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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do your tits squirt beer, cause if they do, I'm sold on your manliness
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Ender
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| Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:38 am Post subject: |
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| kame wrote: | | do your tits squirt beer, cause if they do, I'm sold on your manliness |
No, but every single one of my sperm carry an AK-47 and wear a cowboy hat |
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