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andrew
Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 4495 Location: the raging sea
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| thewaitersitsondown wrote: | YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE MY MANLY THRUSTING!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! *sob*
Oh god, they can't see me like this...
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Oh, come on now.
I was just in BC this past weekend, Vancouver girls take their slutting out to go party way the hell more seriously; just wander down to Grandville or whatever that strip of clubs/bars is called and, uh, go to town! I'm sure one of them will appreciate your "manly thrusting." At least, more so than us American Str8 Boiz do. |
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Celaeno

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2995 Location: Kzoo
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| andrew wrote: | | At least, more so than us American Str8 Boiz do. |
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Kilgore

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2827 Location: Portland, Or
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Well played Kara, well played. _________________ "Whatever afflicts thee, their asses I shall kick"
-Slick |
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HamletSr

Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 241 Location: The Illustrated Guide to Diagnostic Tests
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Celaeno wrote: | | andrew wrote: | | At least, more so than us American Str8 Boiz do. |
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BWHAHAHAHA
I am so manly I use my dick as a fire poker. _________________ -HamletSr |
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thewaitersitsondown

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2673 Location: The walrus was Paul
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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But... But I thought we had something!
Oh god... come on.. think manly thoughts...
I EAT BEEF SMOKEYS BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF A PENIS
Oh shit I've done it again |
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Valp

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1513 Location: In a big swedish social experiment
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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I can kill a man with my bare hands.
I can kill a man with a rifle from 400 yards, no scopes
I'm known as the man with the beard _________________ If I can kill it, I can cook it |
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Michael

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm so manly I went straight from de- to just plain oderant |
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Spanky

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 842 Location: Rockville, MD
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Im, sop msanlky mny gfingerrs asre rtoo tyhicvk to ytype wel;l; |
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trustedfaith

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3361 Location: My own little world...
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Yorick wrote: | | trustedfaith wrote: | | I used to tell the dentist to just drill without any novacaine or numbing agent. |
I'd be more impressed if it were you the dentist were operating on when you said that.  |
It was me. I was afraid of needles so I told them to just drill. _________________ My blog is back bitches!! Check it out and comment: http://www.quixoticroads.com
I'm also doing the twitter thing; you should stalk/follow me: http://twitter.com/sillygurlroo |
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crossbow Guest
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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i'm so manly i can pee standing up...
...and i don't even have a penis. |
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Michael

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10432
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| I can open beer bottles with Krazy Stixx' teeth. |
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Fhqwhgads

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 1337 Location: sfcaus
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Flion

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 589 Location: Don't look up! (Damn pigeons...)
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Pretty good, F. Top this: I'm so manly, I can go out to get the paper in the morning in my jammies and with bedhead and not fucking care who sees me. Go ahead, girly men, I dare ya!  _________________
| Halen wrote: | | The reason that "people actually see the points people make" = "people agree with me" is because I. Am. Right! |
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Natashabi

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 390 Location: Tejas
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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... I have yet to find a food that is to "spicy" (picante).
I love hot sauce of all kinds, Cholula and Sriracha especially among others. |
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Celaeno

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2995 Location: Kzoo
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Flion wrote: | Pretty good, F. Top this: I'm so manly, I can go out to get the paper in the morning in my jammies and with bedhead and not fucking care who sees me. Go ahead, girly men, I dare ya!  |
In that case...I'm so manly I get out of bed ten minutes before I leave my apartment. I wash my face, brush my teeth, throw on clothes, and grab a granola bar. |
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