welcome to the fest
|
|
| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Cap'n Lazarus
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 473
Location: Denver
|
 Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:25 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
Beauty with brains?
That's not bad as it could be.
_________________
A government's principal occupation lies in curtailing and eliminating the natural freedoms of its citizens and then flimflamming them into paying for the service. ....Thorax |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
eureka00
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 1989
Location: Pretzel City
|
| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:52 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Heh, this is my friend's experience with calling charter to get his internet service reconnected. Prior to this conversation, he had already spent around 40 minutes calling Charter but he kept getting transferred and no one would really help him...haha
| Quote: | Finally, i just stopped with the whole "telling them about the situation" thing:
them: "hello, charter"
dyre: "look you guy's didn't come out to my place monday to hook up the internet, what's going on?"
them: "it's seems that your account has been closed because of $34 outstanding."
dyre: "ok, fine.. i'll pay it. what exactly is it for though?"
them: "the $34 is a charge for unreturned property. the modem."
dyre: "O_o.. but if you're coming out to reconnect the internet, i'm still going to need it. it's not unreturned."
them: "you still have the modem, sir. so you haven't returned it yet."
dyre: "whatever.. so i can return it to wave the $34, correct?"
them: "yes you can, but if we're reconnecting your internet service, you'll still need that modem."
dyre: "what the.. then i'm paying you $34 for something i already have and will need to be unreturned. i'm paying $34 for nothing."
them: "just a moment...."
... on hold once again.
them: "ok sir, upon reconnecting the $34 will be credited to your account."
jesus.. what does it take to get a straight answer out of these people. |
_________________
Eureka00: "Reminding you of your addictions" since 1982. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Yorick
Joined: 11 Jul 2006
Posts: 12101
Location: In the undersnow
|
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:32 am Post subject: |
|
|
| eureka00 wrote: | Heh, this is my friend's experience with calling charter to get his internet service reconnected. Prior to this conversation, he had already spent around 40 minutes calling Charter but he kept getting transferred and no one would really help him...haha
| Quote: | Finally, i just stopped with the whole "telling them about the situation" thing:
them: "hello, charter"
dyre: "look you guy's didn't come out to my place monday to hook up the internet, what's going on?"
them: "it's seems that your account has been closed because of $34 outstanding."
dyre: "ok, fine.. i'll pay it. what exactly is it for though?"
them: "the $34 is a charge for unreturned property. the modem."
dyre: "O_o.. but if you're coming out to reconnect the internet, i'm still going to need it. it's not unreturned."
them: "you still have the modem, sir. so you haven't returned it yet."
dyre: "whatever.. so i can return it to wave the $34, correct?"
them: "yes you can, but if we're reconnecting your internet service, you'll still need that modem."
dyre: "what the.. then i'm paying you $34 for something i already have and will need to be unreturned. i'm paying $34 for nothing."
them: "just a moment...."
... on hold once again.
them: "ok sir, upon reconnecting the $34 will be credited to your account."
jesus.. what does it take to get a straight answer out of these people. |
|
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
_________________
Currently experiencing: not summer. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Neo.Shroom
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 367
Location: Canaduh
|
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: |
|
|
| eureka00 wrote: | Heh, this is my friend's experience with calling charter to get his internet service reconnected. Prior to this conversation, he had already spent around 40 minutes calling Charter but he kept getting transferred and no one would really help him...haha
| Quote: | Finally, i just stopped with the whole "telling them about the situation" thing:
them: "hello, charter"
dyre: "look you guy's didn't come out to my place monday to hook up the internet, what's going on?"
them: "it's seems that your account has been closed because of $34 outstanding."
dyre: "ok, fine.. i'll pay it. what exactly is it for though?"
them: "the $34 is a charge for unreturned property. the modem."
dyre: "O_o.. but if you're coming out to reconnect the internet, i'm still going to need it. it's not unreturned."
them: "you still have the modem, sir. so you haven't returned it yet."
dyre: "whatever.. so i can return it to wave the $34, correct?"
them: "yes you can, but if we're reconnecting your internet service, you'll still need that modem."
dyre: "what the.. then i'm paying you $34 for something i already have and will need to be unreturned. i'm paying $34 for nothing."
them: "just a moment...."
... on hold once again.
them: "ok sir, upon reconnecting the $34 will be credited to your account."
jesus.. what does it take to get a straight answer out of these people. |
|
I lol'd
I'm still lol'ing
_________________
Forcibly adopted by Varst...
-WooJ!- |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Cap'n Lazarus
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 473
Location: Denver
|
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:57 am Post subject: |
|
|
Actually, some things are just too stupid to laugh at. This is one of them.
_________________
A government's principal occupation lies in curtailing and eliminating the natural freedoms of its citizens and then flimflamming them into paying for the service. ....Thorax |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Feiticeira
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 1774
|
| Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:32 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Customer approaches me in the wine section carrying a small case of Sauvignon blanc with 4 bottles inside, said box has a little dent on the front but the bottles are fine.
Customer: is this wine reduced because it's damaged 
John: CHUCKLE
Cheap bitch. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group
|
FAQ 
Search 
Memberlist 
Usergroups
Register
Profile 
Log in to check your private messages 
Log in 
