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Dr. Awkward



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:57 am    Post subject: Dear Sinfest(The forum) Reply with quote

First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post.

Second: make up your mind about your stance on the desire for moderation. If you do not want a moderator, why try to enforce rules such as "No double posting", "Post only self portraits in this thread", etc.? Such rules demonstrate a desire for some form of moderation. If this isn't the case, lighten up.

Third: Stop announcing your involvement in "High Quality Threads." The bloody pulp of what was once a horse is all that remains. Besides, it makes Sam cry a little on the inside. And God kills a domokun.

Fourth: be sure to reply to this with a singular, cohesive response as all others will be met with only the strictest form of Sinfest-Brand ModerationTM.
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Guccipiggy



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS
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Omega F



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Strange SUCKS
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Dr. Awkward



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU BROKE RULE NUMBER ONE AND FOUR!
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andrew



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post.


In an attempt to avoid pejoratives, I will restrict myself to: you're new to the internet, aren't you?
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Guccipiggy



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ACTUALLY, THERE'S A SPACE MISSING BETWEEN THE END OF FORUM AND THE PARENTHESIS. YOU BROKE A RULE!
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Dr. Awkward



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

andrew wrote:
Quote:
First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post.


In an attempt to avoid pejoratives, I will restrict myself to: you're new to the internet, aren't you?


You're new to satire, aren't you?
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cletusowns



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The first phrase that comes to mind is:

Eat a dick you faux-intellectual, mouth breathing, failed abortion.
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andrew



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Awkward wrote:
andrew wrote:
Quote:
First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post.


In an attempt to avoid pejoratives, I will restrict myself to: you're new to the internet, aren't you?


You're new to satire, aren't you?


No, I was pointedly ignoring it, since satire makes this post way, way worse.
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Monkey Mcdermott



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not new to people making posts like this unfortunately...


No one cares.
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sporko



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yay, yet ANOTHER condescending prick!
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Dr. Awkward



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So many people, so little humor.
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Guccipiggy



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Awkward wrote:
So many people, so little humor.


Oh, I think this thread is loaded with hilarity.
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andrew



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Awkward wrote:
So many people, so little humor.


It's a measure of your large, vocal ego that you look at the reaction to your post and see "Wow, these people have no sense of humor!" as opposed to "Wow, maybe what I wrote wasn't funny!"
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Not Phar



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guccipiggy wrote:
YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS


Holy shit that's funny.
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