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The resistance - Nirvana
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FrozenSheep



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:59 am    Post subject: The resistance - Nirvana Reply with quote

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I have discovered a way to live life in a state of perpetual orgasmic ecstasy, unbothered by the cruel vagaries of life. It's perfectly legal, no drugs involved, no crazy meditation regimen, no change in diet or beliefs or lifestyle. It's healthy, no side effects, no hangover, just pure bliss round the clock, 24/7. Problem is, I can't articulate the secret method in words. There's no verbal way to demonstrate how I've achieved this state. As much as I'd like to disclose the mystery to you all it resists all known forms of communication. Except one. The comic strip. I can transmit my esoteric knowledge through my comic strip and through my comic strip alone. There's no other way. So you must keep reading, every day, all the time, forever. Buy all the books at least four times. Reminisce on particular strips in your free time, learn punchlines by heart, impress your friends with your knowledge of Sinfest. Whatever you do, you must keep reading. But now for a limited time eligible women can receive my wisdom through special tantric exercises with me as their personal guru. After only ten, twenty sessions of intense hands-on nude full-contact sensual massage therapy you too can experience The Super Duper Tatsuya Joy. Act now! Operators are standing by.
-T.


Wow.
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Keign



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am thoroughly amused. Also, I wonder if he's serious, at all.
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Lasairfiona



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well if he is, he should post the number to call in the forum. It is only fair that we female forumites get the first slots.

I'd call.

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jwing



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me, too. He doesn't say if we give him the sensual massages or he gives us the massages, though.
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Jonin



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's definitely reading the forums...
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Martian Kyo



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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impress your friends with your knowledge of Sinfest.

I already do this.
I have begun conversing in sinfest. I use sinfest strips instead of sentences to communicate ideas and thoughts.
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misswirlygirl



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject: Re: The resistance - Nirvana Reply with quote

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After only ten, twenty sessions of intense hands-on nude full-contact sensual massage therapy you too can experience The Super Duper Tatsuya Joy. Act now! Operators are standing by.
-T.


u can't blame a man for trying
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but it's kinda sweet...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jwing wrote:
Me, too. He doesn't say if we give him the sensual massages or he gives us the massages, though.

Either would be just fine. Maybe we can trade!
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YenTheFirst



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Reminisce on particular strips in your free time, learn punchlines by heart,....


I knew there was a purpose to what I was doing!
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suzan



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So where'd Tat post his number again? I'm ready to call!

Why can't I find such smart, funny, sexy men in real life? I've tried looking everywhere -- under the couch even. All I got was a quarter.
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Keign



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

suzan wrote:
So where'd Tat post his number again? I'm ready to call!

Why can't I find such smart, funny, sexy men in real life? I've tried looking everywhere -- under the couch even. All I got was a quarter.

If you're looking under couches I doubt you were looking in the right places for such men in the first place.
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Secret



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, if he's just posting it now, we don't have to buy any of the existing books!

Take that, humor!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Secret wrote:
Also, if he's just posting it now, we don't have to buy any of the existing books!


don't mind doing both actually Smile

I actually wonder how the artist looks like
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Celaeno



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He posted a picture once. I find him attractive.
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reasonablymad



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jonin wrote:
He's definitely reading the forums...


next person to say this gets syphilis, ok?
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