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mouse



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no, she looks like a nice girl, who just said 'hi' in a friendly fashion.

women do that, you know, to men they don't know....and then the men respond, and it all goes downhill from there.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
women do that, you know, to men they don't know....and then the men respond, and it all goes downhill from there.


"hi."

omg. keep it cool, man. "oh, uh, hello!" whatever you do don't stare at her ti... damnit. "er, nice day, huh?"

"beautiful."

oh yeah, she's flirting with you. she wants you. "so, uh..." wow! look at those shoes! "uh... uh... nice shoes."

"thanks!"

"wanna fuck?"
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

exactly!

or, you know, the guy suddenly launches himself into orbit, and you're like "oh great, he thinks i'm hideous".

really, it's a wonder the human race continues at all.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
really, it's a wonder the human race continues at all.


I've come to view the long term sexual life of human beings to be nothing more than a chaotic series of accidental run-ins, like moths that whirl around a common light, occasionally brushing their wing tips together and exchanging dust.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mouse wrote:
no, she looks like a nice girl, who just said 'hi' in a friendly fashion.

women do that, you know, to men they don't know....and then the men respond, and it all goes downhill from there.


Well, guys like Slick anyway... Wink

She does seem too nice to be a devil's hobot, but still, she said it to SLICK, but I guess stranger things have happened.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ratanx wrote:
mouse wrote:
no, she looks like a nice girl, who just said 'hi' in a friendly fashion.

women do that, you know, to men they don't know....and then the men respond, and it all goes downhill from there.


Well, guys like Slick anyway... Wink

She does seem too nice to be a devil's hobot, but still, she said it to SLICK, but I guess stranger things have happened.

Well there were girls who spoke to Slick before the ho-bots came into existence, y'know.
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Brain.Damage



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the rest of her sentence was "Hi, you're pretty fucking short."

And slick just happened to cut her off.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, we'll never know now
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've come to view the long term sexual life of human beings to be nothing more than a chaotic series of accidental run-ins, like moths that whirl around a common light, occasionally brushing their wing tips together and exchanging dust.


beautiful. that must be true.[/quote]
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