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andrew · Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 4495 Location: the raging sea

I am not nearly good enough with Excel to accomplish this, so I'm asking ye wondrous Sinfesters if any of you would be up to an Excel task. It's more complicated than just asking for help with something; you'd actually have to outright do it for me. Think of it along the lines of the "gigs" section of Craigslist.

TASK: Create a professional business invoice template to my specifications (see below).

REWARD: A gumball machine, with gumballs. Options: (1) - (2) - (3).

Specs:
Professional invoice with logo, contact information, etc. Must be able to input line items with quantity & individual item pricing, plus shipping, and get a total without having to do any math myself.

Further: there must be a way for me to input a discount (with a space for a label) either by entering a percentage or a dollar value.

ALL fields must accept 0 or negative numbers as legitimate values.

That's the hard part. The rest of it is standard boilerplate: bill to / ship to fields, payment information field, etc. It does not need to be excessively pretty; it just needs to have the logo (which I will provide) incorporated into an attractive header.

Catch: I need this done quickly - like, in 24 hours quickly. I'm smart enough to learn how to do this, and I should have before now, but not THAT quickly.

If you're interested, reply in-thread and I'll check back. There are more details (like the logo) that need to be added, so please contact me first. Thanks!

Oh, also, U.S. people only, please - not that I hate on the foreigners, but I can't ship the reward outside the U.S.

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Neraren · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 409

YawgTheDruid@gmail.com

I'll see what i can cobble together in a couple hours

andrew · Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 4495 Location: the raging sea

Sent a message to both of you.

Anyone else?

Neraren · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 409

All done, mwa ha ha.

Dusty · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 650

deadstoic@gmail.com

i took a class on this so its all fresh.
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Neraren · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 409

Its done. Thread die now.

Dusty · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 650

damnit. DAMNIT.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 9279 Location: Bellingham, WA

He beat you at Excel. Face it, Dusty, you're just not man enough.
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Dusty · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 650

not true. i just didnt get around to it till around 4:30, by which time is was apparently over already. DAMN YOU SLEEP.
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Uncle Benny · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8124

oh poop, I was all excited about getting to waive my ex-penis around.

you see, you see what I did, I made a funny, see, it's like me saying e-penis, but I made it a reference to excel, so it's all ex-penis, so it sounds like that I... used... to have... a penis...

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andrew · Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 4495 Location: the raging sea

Neraren officially wins the Kick Ass Award of doom.

Graphic forthcoming.

Yorick · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 12065 Location: Mary's kesh

heck on a half stick. CURSE MY CALCIFIED CRANIUM I WASN'T FAST ENOUGH
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Dusty · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 650

i really only wanted a gumball machine.
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Yorick · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 12065 Location: Mary's kesh

I thought you were a gumball machine.
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