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If you are SUPER ZESTY with EXCEL, read plz.
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andrew



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:36 pm    Post subject: If you are SUPER ZESTY with EXCEL, read plz. Reply with quote

I am not nearly good enough with Excel to accomplish this, so I'm asking ye wondrous Sinfesters if any of you would be up to an Excel task. It's more complicated than just asking for help with something; you'd actually have to outright do it for me. Think of it along the lines of the "gigs" section of Craigslist.

TASK: Create a professional business invoice template to my specifications (see below).

REWARD: A gumball machine, with gumballs. Options: (1) - (2) - (3).

Specs:
Professional invoice with logo, contact information, etc. Must be able to input line items with quantity & individual item pricing, plus shipping, and get a total without having to do any math myself.

Further: there must be a way for me to input a discount (with a space for a label) either by entering a percentage or a dollar value.

ALL fields must accept 0 or negative numbers as legitimate values.

That's the hard part. The rest of it is standard boilerplate: bill to / ship to fields, payment information field, etc. It does not need to be excessively pretty; it just needs to have the logo (which I will provide) incorporated into an attractive header.

Catch: I need this done quickly - like, in 24 hours quickly. I'm smart enough to learn how to do this, and I should have before now, but not THAT quickly.

If you're interested, reply in-thread and I'll check back. There are more details (like the logo) that need to be added, so please contact me first. Thanks!

Oh, also, U.S. people only, please - not that I hate on the foreigners, but I can't ship the reward outside the U.S.
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Neraren



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YawgTheDruid@gmail.com

I'll see what i can cobble together in a couple hours
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andrew



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sent a message to both of you.

Anyone else?
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Neraren



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All done, mwa ha ha.
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Dusty



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

deadstoic@gmail.com

i took a class on this so its all fresh.
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Neraren



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its done. Thread die now.
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Dusty



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

damnit. DAMNIT.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He beat you at Excel. Face it, Dusty, you're just not man enough.
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Dusty



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not true. i just didnt get around to it till around 4:30, by which time is was apparently over already. DAMN YOU SLEEP.
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Uncle Benny



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh poop, I was all excited about getting to waive my ex-penis around.

you see, you see what I did, I made a funny, see, it's like me saying e-penis, but I made it a reference to excel, so it's all ex-penis, so it sounds like that I... used... to have... a penis...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neraren officially wins the Kick Ass Award of doom.

Graphic forthcoming.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heck on a half stick. CURSE MY CALCIFIED CRANIUM I WASN'T FAST ENOUGH
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i really only wanted a gumball machine.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you were a gumball machine.
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