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BoySetsFire



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I DECLARATION, EMERGENCY!
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Billiam



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ludmila, honey, I'm so sad to hear of your loneliness. That must totally suck. I have a friend that's very interested in meeting you, but you'll have to come here. You despair seems so complete that I feel it would be worth the trip. He's really nice. What do you have to lose?

Oh, you have money, right?
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smeat



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohh Ohh, can I puke on this one?
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Jinx



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The puking restriction is on strippers.

Mail order brides / prostitutes have always been fair game, I believe.
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Major Tom



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know how lumilla can get some easy travel money and fast.

i have this efriend who writes to me all the time who's related to the royalty line of uganda. he has a great business opportunity for her.
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I search woman

offer soj

/w *Feiticeira for fast trade

ALSO

MsFrisby wrote:
Sam wrote:
Who was it 'round these parts who knew that dude who could, at one point, identify all of the major porn stars based off of pictures of their anuses?


Juggernaught... I believe. He works in porn. I mean.. doesn't DO the porn, just looks at porn all day as his job.


No, it's someone else if Sam is thinking of the same person as me. He used to be a #sinfest regular, he was stationed in Japan with the air force but DAMNIT I can't remember his name.

Someone help?Sad
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Willem



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen?
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The Victim Here



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spanky wrote:
Major Tom wrote:
manic depressive cop?

unsatisfied gynecologist?
The love for you guys is spilling out of my eyes.

Oh shit, that's blood.

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MsFrisby



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:

No, it's someone else if Sam is thinking of the same person as me. He used to be a #sinfest regular, he was stationed in Japan with the air force but DAMNIT I can't remember his name.

Someone help?Sad


Ferret?
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kame



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spanky wrote:
Major Tom wrote:
manic depressive cop?

unsatisfied gynecologist?


super-intelligent canine?
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MsFrisby wrote:
Feiticeira wrote:

No, it's someone else if Sam is thinking of the same person as me. He used to be a #sinfest regular, he was stationed in Japan with the air force but DAMNIT I can't remember his name.

Someone help?Sad


Ferret?


No, this person was cool and not a dick.
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Dro



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew a guy who met a "lonely russian" online. When he went to conferences in Europe he would fly her out. He was, coincidentally, married at the time. We wondered why he went to so many European meetings. He got a divorce and actually brought her over, but I haven't heard anything for a while. He wasn't the nicest guy in the world -- dumped his first wife soon after she came down with a chronic disease.
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Fhqwhgads



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dro wrote:
He wasn't the nicest guy in the world -- dumped his first wife soon after she came down with a chronic disease.
Hey neat! Sounds like my dad. Evil or Very Mad
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Feiticeira



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feiticeira wrote:
MsFrisby wrote:
Feiticeira wrote:

No, it's someone else if Sam is thinking of the same person as me. He used to be a #sinfest regular, he was stationed in Japan with the air force but DAMNIT I can't remember his name.

Someone help?Sad


Ferret?


No, this person was cool and not a dick.


AND HIS NAME WAS SPOOKYMUFFIN

much nigel to sporko.

Was that who you were thinking of, Sam?
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lily



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here's a really fascinating/funny/appalling article about the ukrainian mail-order bride business.

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But what they really wanted, and what most imagined they would find in Ukraine, was a fusion of 1950s gender sensibilities with a twenty-first-century hypersexuality. Along with everything else, the men had heard that the women here were “wild,” “uninhibited,” that being with them was “a whole different ball game.” As always, Dan the Man had done his part to stoke this fantasy, peppering his talk of traditional values and wifely devotion with just the right amount of lasciviousness. “I’ve heard stories from all the guys who have been married to them, and they all say the same thing: they definitely are much, much, much more passionate, much more open-minded,” he told us at one point. “This guy, he’s been married for six, seven years and his wife is just as crazy, they have threesomes all the time.” The vision was Madonna and puttana rolled together, an American male desire shaped in equal parts by the Promise Keepers and Internet porn.
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