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fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 269 Location: Krieg ohne Hass.

Throwing my gillette multiblade in the trash. Best thing I've done all month.

DeD CHiKn · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:33 pm Post subject:

Did you get a real razor or are you bearding it?
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Mr Gary · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:03 pm Post subject:

I haven't shaved in three days. Unattractive neckbeard.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8540 Location: Bellingham, WA

Real razor. Pfft. I have a Gillette Mach 3 that I've had for years. I change blades like twice a year. It's awesome.

I bought some 5-bladed monstrosity on Woot one time and it was the worst razor ever. Now I have a razor and like 30 replacement blades that I paid a good $9 for that won't even cut one-day stubble. I'll never get that $9 back!
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fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 269 Location: Krieg ohne Hass.

Gonna be grabbing a safety razor, probably a Lord or Parker. Blades are cheaper, last longer, and generally only take 1 or 2 passes to do the job. I'd totally go for a straight but I don't have $200 and hours of my time to drop on a nice one and the associated honing/stropping.

I can't grow a beard for the life of me, I get this weird neckbeard-and-sideburns thing going on. Shave it all off except for a pencil 'stache.

Forecast for this week: Sharp with a chance of facial bleeding.

Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 2379

My facial hair is like the amazon, I can use any brand of razor blade about once....then its dull. I've got a five o clock shadow by noon and brad pitt scruff by eight pm.
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Mr Gary · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:50 pm Post subject:

Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:21 am Post subject:

I just inadvertently forced a seventeen year old waitress to delete an entire fb wallpost conversation before her mum could read it.

*cracks knuckles*

Yep, still got it ...
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Mr Gary · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:24 am Post subject:

Wait wait wait, I'm not the bad guy here, btw.

Oh no wait.

Wait wait wait, I probably am.

No!

No, stop that now, hush hush!

Stop it now madam, now, stop, hush your tittle-tattle. Stop your tittling and tattling!

And you all, you, stop your tittering over her tittles and tattles.

Titter ye not!

No it prolly was my fault.
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DeD CHiKn · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:17 am Post subject:

DeD CHiKn · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:29 am Post subject:

Also, going for a final walk through of the house today. Tomorrow is the final paperwork.

Apparently telling them off is what you have to do to get things done.
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Dogen · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 8540 Location: Bellingham, WA

It's like one of those movies where the professor fails everyone but the one kid who has courage or gets naked (I'm not sure about the specifics on this one). Ded, A!
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DeD CHiKn · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:35 pm Post subject:

I don't think nudity is the answer here.

I'm just kidding, it usually is the answer.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 4449 Location: California

an NFL star came back to UCLA this quarter to finish his degree

now, what would be even cooler is if i could run into him

fritterdonut · Joined: 24 Jul 2012 Posts: 269 Location: Krieg ohne Hass.

Fell down 3 flights of stairs, sprained a finger in the process and still managed to get to physics on time. Me: 1, Stairs: 0.