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Dogen



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Gary wrote:
I always imagined you'd smell like cock cheese made of egg mayonnaise.

Not every day. I take a shower once a month, whether I need it or not.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel like curling up into a ball and dying right now.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Yorick wrote:
DAMMIT PATTY GO HANG OUT WITH DOGEN ALREADY

WE PROMISE HE'S NOT THE SADDEST MAN ALIVE

Last time we hung out she told me I smelled like semen and sadness.


bathe more frequently?
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Yorick



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fritterdonut wrote:
I feel like curling up into a ball and dying right now.


aw, I bet you're only saying that because you smell like semen and sadness.





(srsly, hope it gets better for you.)
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yorick wrote:
Dogen wrote:
Yorick wrote:
DAMMIT PATTY GO HANG OUT WITH DOGEN ALREADY

WE PROMISE HE'S NOT THE SADDEST MAN ALIVE

Last time we hung out she told me I smelled like semen and sadness.


bathe more frequently?

Umm...
Dogen wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
I always imagined you'd smell like cock cheese made of egg mayonnaise.

Not every day. I take a shower once a month, whether I need it or not.

Who are you, Howey Mandell?!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i've been cleaning for the past two weeks and am not done yet so i took 2 adderall so i quit getting distracted by tiny things (i have a million little piles of stuff around the house instead of a few large piles and i think it's worse) and now i feel foggy and sedated. i've been on it about a week and i haven't had this problem before but i've only taken one at a time.

fuuuuuck i have to host a brunch in about 6 hours and i haven't even started on the food or put up the tree

sigh somebody help me
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Mr_Moustache



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

seriously people, stop taking stimulants for non-recreational use? It's like, bad and stuff.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was supposed to get off work early on Christmas Eve like we do every year because we are always slow.

Even made tentative plans for brunch/ gift exchange with my in laws.

Not this year, this year we are stupid busy. By we, I mean only the rooms I am responsible for. Everyone else is fine.

D'oh.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr_Moustache wrote:
seriously people, stop taking stimulants for non-recreational use? It's like, bad and stuff.


i'm not really sure what this is supposed to mean. i went through testing and am on it legitimately. unfortunately, i have a low tolerance for pretty much everything, and i should've known it'd snow me. Sad i eventually got everything done though so yay
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
Yorick wrote:
Dogen wrote:
Yorick wrote:
DAMMIT PATTY GO HANG OUT WITH DOGEN ALREADY

WE PROMISE HE'S NOT THE SADDEST MAN ALIVE

Last time we hung out she told me I smelled like semen and sadness.


bathe more frequently?

Umm...
Dogen wrote:
Mr Gary wrote:
I always imagined you'd smell like cock cheese made of egg mayonnaise.

Not every day. I take a shower once a month, whether I need it or not.

Who are you, Howey Mandell?!

hey man, I don't read all the posts, like I gots things to do and stuff, whaddya think this is anyway, what's with the Spanish Inquisition
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sporko wrote:
Mr_Moustache wrote:
seriously people, stop taking stimulants for non-recreational use? It's like, bad and stuff.


i'm not really sure what this is supposed to mean. i went through testing and am on it legitimately. unfortunately, i have a low tolerance for pretty much everything, and i should've known it'd snow me. Sad i eventually got everything done though so yay

It sounded like it went really well, based on my FB stalking. Congrats on a successful brunch. How adult. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sporko wrote:
Mr_Moustache wrote:
seriously people, stop taking stimulants for non-recreational use? It's like, bad and stuff.


i'm not really sure what this is supposed to mean. i went through testing and am on it legitimately. unfortunately, i have a low tolerance for pretty much everything, and i should've known it'd snow me. Sad i eventually got everything done though so yay


I think he's saying that you shouldn't worry about cleaning and instead should be spacing out to the max dude.
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mother is on Facebook, and managed to guilt me into friending her.

Now I get calls from her demanding to know why I haven't liked all of her posts.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mom is my friend as well, however she is so technologically impaired it basically means nothing.

Her computer is a mess. Her monitor has the text made so large it destroys the frames on every website.

Any attempts to fix this problem are met with her complaining about not being able to see it. But with it the way it is she complains about not being able to hit links because they are blocked by other text boxes.

It's a lose/lose situation.
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CTrees



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mother is actually becoming somewhat technologically competent, which actually makes it worse... (hint: sarcastic bitch who tries to play things off as "cute," is stuck in the "it's funny to embarass kids in front of their friends" phase, and is way into wicca, despite being agressively vocally Catholic)

Though the fun thing was when Youtube opted her into the HTML5 test, which breaks a lot of videos. THAT was fun to diagnose and fix, when I didn't know that was a problem that was happening.
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