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Kitten · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 1614 Location: mil pitos

*continues to vomit everywhere*

Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3152

You contain a surprising amount of vomit.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5898 Location: California

oh, fuck, no, not in my coffee, come on, what the hell, i was drinking that, seriously

Jinx · Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:44 pm Post subject:

Darqcyde · Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:48 am Post subject:

Kitten · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 1614 Location: mil pitos

yeah, minimum wage just isn't rising fast enough around here.

and there's plenty more vomit as long as my apartment situation doesn't get sorted out, so let's go festers! find me a place to liveeeee!

absoluthoyt · Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 174

Monkey Mcdermott · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3152

Kitten · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 1614 Location: mil pitos

hoyt: i could probably try to squeeze myself in there (not much else though, and certain body parts would have to stick out, just a tad)! so what's the cost for utilities and water?

although i'd love to move to portland or somewhere in washington, i also have a job lined up until 2014 or so, and i'm banking on this job for a great recc letter for grad school. i think i'm gonna be stuck around here for a little longer.

Mini J · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1161 Location: Toronto, ON

Fits in a parking spot! The purr-fect spot for a kitten to live!
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DeD CHiKn · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 12:45 pm Post subject:

This is a silly horror, but still an actual horror.

I was laying in bed the other day, took the day off work feeling like crap. Home alone.

My mom calls me. "I think someone is living in our attic" she says, "I keep hearing foot steps up there all night. Can you go up and check?"

You couldn't have thought of a better to spring this on me!?

Turns out she meant squirrel, but that's not how she worded it.

Mr Gary · Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:33 am Post subject:

Ah the ongoing bullshit and tribulations of my work life ... After spending nearly a full week conducting disciplinary interviews with relevant parties I'm going to have to fire the guy I left in day-to-day charge of my pub. The reason? Remember my 15 y.o. protege? Well, I've had to tell my 38 y.o. relief manager to curb his 'sense of humour' around her, after he made lewd comments. Then last Saturday he made a physical, hands on pass at her. Okay, she's 16 now, so legal, but man ... I already had her parents in to meet me. Best of it is, Two Pints msgs me apropos of nothing to apologise for not coming to see me for a few weeks, citing his wandering hands ... Wonder how many other girls he's upset?

Fucking arsehole.
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Lasairfiona · Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:51 am Post subject:

Stupid fucker.
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ShadowCell · Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 5898 Location: California

good on you for firing his pervy ass

Lasairfiona · Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:50 am Post subject:

What is it about the sound of snoring that makes me homicidal? Windshield wipers on a rain free windshield has the same effect.
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael