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Arc Tempest



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen wrote:
Stupid horror, but it's mine.

Offer to paint colleague's horse. "No thanks, you aren't good enough, they'll end up looking like a camel."

Confidence: floor.


Offer to add spoilers and spinning rims as a bonus, that should change their mind.
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sporko



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen wrote:
Stupid horror, but it's mine.

Offer to paint colleague's horse. "No thanks, you aren't good enough, they'll end up looking like a camel."

Confidence: floor.


wtf have they even SEEN your work?? you're AMAZING.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Halen's art. High standards are one thing it cannot overcome, unfortunately.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen's an amazing painter. Have you seen the painting he did of his daughter? Incredible. He painted some lady's cats and put them on Facebook and I'm pretty sure from her reaction that she had his babies the minute she saw them.
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Snorri



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Halen wrote:
Stupid horror, but it's mine.

Offer to paint colleague's horse. "No thanks, you aren't good enough, they'll end up looking like a camel."

Confidence: floor.


I don't understand. Do horses need to be painted? Are they like cars?
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe you should mention that a camel is an upgrade from his broke down, fly-blown incest-mule he likes to call a horse.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snorri wrote:
Halen wrote:
Stupid horror, but it's mine.

Offer to paint colleague's horse. "No thanks, you aren't good enough, they'll end up looking like a camel."

Confidence: floor.


I don't understand. Do horses need to be painted? Are they like cars?


I heard painting racing stripes on them gives them 15 extra horsepower.

EDIT: Someone shoot me now that was awful.
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Mr_Moustache



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I apparently hate myself academically, or became so uncaring about grad school I am proactively starting to sabotage my school efforts.

So theres this exam, 10 ECTS , lots and lots of pages. Our book is 800ish pages long, we need to do most of it. It's a very dense overview of the field as well. Anyhow, I had three days to learn for it. That's, at best, doable. So the first day, as I was flying and sitting in the train, I played TD and watched a movie and come one give me a break. Second day though... I watched 4 movies. Thats it. I just woke up around four, and I am starting. I have been pushing deadlines closer and closer lately and it always works out; in the end. I am becoming cocky.

And now I am doing it and I am not even stressing out because who knows, i might just pass. Which is highly annoying because I don't want become an even more arrogant prick as I already am. Also: 21 days of non-smoking, had 3 in 3 weeks, kill me now.

TL;DR: student whining, 1st world problems, grow a pair, etc.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fritterdonut wrote:
Snorri wrote:
Halen wrote:
Stupid horror, but it's mine.

Offer to paint colleague's horse. "No thanks, you aren't good enough, they'll end up looking like a camel."

Confidence: floor.


I don't understand. Do horses need to be painted? Are they like cars?


I heard painting racing stripes on them gives them 15 extra horsepower.


And red, they go faster.



Also, you can paint me any time!
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DeD CHiKn



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife's car got broken into last night. They took her CDs, which is negligible because they are CDs.

What they did do was leave a big ass knife IN the driver's seat.

Sure am glad to be moving out of that neighborhood.
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Him



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fever for two days. And now coughing. Great.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DeD CHiKn wrote:
My wife's car got broken into last night. They took her CDs, which is negligible because they are CDs.

What they did do was leave a big ass knife IN the driver's seat.

Sure am glad to be moving out of that neighborhood.


Yay free knife?

Bit weird that they just abandoned it though. You'd think a criminal would need a knife. Perhaps they can claim it as a business expense...
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Dogen



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DeD CHiKn wrote:
My wife's car got broken into last night. They took her CDs, which is negligible because they are CDs.

What they did do was leave a big ass knife IN the driver's seat.

Sure am glad to be moving out of that neighborhood.

Like stuck into the seat like some kind of melodramatic sign? Jesus. That's scary. How'd they get in? I had a car broken into and they got the ex's purse, but left Christmas presents in the trunk... they really got next to nothing, but it still cost me $180 to replace the window they busted (old car, not comprehensively insured).

Maybe it was someone who really likes you and is sad to see you leaving and the don't know how to express themselves. You know, silver lining.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
I had a car broken into and they got the ex's purse, but left Christmas presents in the trunk...


Well that's rather nice of them.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Euphemisms... they were dead bodies. But! Since I didn't kill them I couldn't get in trouble, and, hey, free bodies.

Speaking of which, I should check that ebay listing.
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