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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

Posters must be worth at least 5000 pounds a year. Gentlemen only. Women under 45 must be accompanied by a suitable chaperone. No dresses above the ankles.

Seriously, this thread is for rich fuckers only. For $500,- I will send you a biscuit. $200,- extra for me to cover it in peanut butter. For $25,- I will advise you (strongly) against it.

Tipping set at 48%. No rebuys and be sure to show your hand to the camera.

Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject:

::walks in wearing a flapper outfit and carrying a display box full of cigs and cigars:: Anyone need a light?
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After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

chaperone!

YenTheFirst · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject:

*concocts an elaborate plot to steal the biscuits*
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject:

5000 pounds of beef?
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

that'll do. Or pig. That'll do too.

Lasairfiona · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject:

Can we bbq it?
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Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Mr_Moustache · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

Nope. we'll have to make sushi out of it. Or sake.
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Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8567

Darkman · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:57 pm Post subject:

I actually had to pay taxes this year. Does that make me rich? Cause it certainly made me a pissed off crotchety white dude.
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Willem · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 6301 Location: wasteland style

With luck, I'll post a picture of me in costume, with top hat and walking stick (maybe even a monocle) on Saturday

Fun!
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Lemontree · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 3292

Yorick · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject:

Azmoten · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 2199 Location: St. Louis

I suddenly made $700.

It made my day (and my Rock Band).
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Yorick · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject: