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WheelsOfConfusion
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| MsFrisby wrote: | | Having been someone who has breastfed two children before, I can say that pretty much the only way to use it as a weapon would be to squirt someone in the eyes. |
I have footage that begs to differ! Apparently you can also decapitate people with it!
Link not safe for work or those with good taste.
Clearly, all boobs must undergo a thorough security inspection. Please, think of the ninjas. |
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MsFrisby
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Are there a lot of ninjas in the airline industry? I had no idea that work was so hard for them to find these days.
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MsFrisby
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I just found out that along with small amounts of saline solution and gel filled bras, KY Jelly is now on the approved carryon item list. Because the TSA knows that your mile-high experience should be as comfortable as possible.
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mouse
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well, if you can't take reading material or your computer or even your knitting, you have to have _some_ way to keep entertained on the flight....
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Dro
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It'll be like pre-historic times. All the air travelers will crowd around a single light and perform shadow puppet stories for each other.
Dro: "And then the dog... 'arf' chased after the bird... *twists hands* which FLIES into the air"
Rest of plane: "Oooh!" |
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