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bottm_angel
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 Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:33 am Post subject: Paris vs the kinkajou |
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Neraren
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:35 am Post subject: |
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*Sputters hopelessly*
A...wh....buh? |
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MsFrisby
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She had to go to the hospital and get a tetanus shot because her pet kinkajou bit her.
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Neraren
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:46 am Post subject: |
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Yeah but... wh...kin...tet................huh?
pos....h...qu...thr...... |
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Dennis J. Squidbunny
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bottm_angel
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:40 am Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | it is certainly important for us to be aware of every single thing that paris hilton does ever completely thankyou for this wonderful thread |
You are so very welcome. |
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mouse
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:35 am Post subject: |
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yeah but kinka jous are cool. we need to learn more about kinakajous.
for one thing, did you realize they were smart enough to realize what a twit paris hilton is?
and i thought she had a chihuahua.
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Dro
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| I thought this thread was going to be a "Godzilla vs Tokyo". |
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:53 am Post subject: |
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| Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote: | | it is certainly important for us to be aware of every single thing that paris hilton does ever completely thankyou for this wonderful thread |
Without this thread, how would we ever know what exactly bit Paris Hilton this time? |
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Usagi Miyamoto
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mouse
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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keep your tetanus vaccination current?
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bottm_angel
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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I suppose tetanus would ruin Paris's sex life, you know, with the jaw spasms and all she wouldn't be able to perform.
Also, tetanus is a bacteria that thrives in environments with a lack of oxygen... Tetanus is often found in animal feces. Which makes me wonder, just what kinky activities was Paris involved in with this kinkajou of hers?? |
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Cassadar
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:26 am Post subject: |
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| bottm_angel wrote: | I suppose tetanus would ruin Paris's sex life, you know, with the jaw spasms and all she wouldn't be able to perform.
Also, tetanus is a bacteria that thrives in environments with a lack of oxygen... Tetanus is often found in animal feces. Which makes me wonder, just what kinky activities was Paris involved in with this kinkajou of hers?? |
well.... thanks for that mental image >.< |
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Feiticeira
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....... just after I have to restrain myself in the picture thread.
Urgh, you suck even more, bttm_angel. I'm gonna go hit something. |
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WheelsOfConfusion
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| Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Usagi Miyamoto wrote: | | Normal people get bitten by dogs, or cats. Ridiculous wealthy people get bitten by exotic marsupials. There's a lesson in this somewhere, but I'm damned if I can find it. |
"Never try?" |
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