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Paris vs the kinkajou
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bottm_angel



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:33 am    Post subject: Paris vs the kinkajou Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Sputters hopelessly*

A...wh....buh?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She had to go to the hospital and get a tetanus shot because her pet kinkajou bit her.
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Neraren



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but... wh...kin...tet................huh?

pos....h...qu...thr......
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Dennis J. Squidbunny



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it is certainly important for us to be aware of every single thing that paris hilton does ever completely thankyou for this wonderful thread
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
it is certainly important for us to be aware of every single thing that paris hilton does ever completely thankyou for this wonderful thread


You are so very welcome.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah but kinka jous are cool. we need to learn more about kinakajous.

for one thing, did you realize they were smart enough to realize what a twit paris hilton is?

and i thought she had a chihuahua.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this thread was going to be a "Godzilla vs Tokyo".
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
it is certainly important for us to be aware of every single thing that paris hilton does ever completely thankyou for this wonderful thread

Without this thread, how would we ever know what exactly bit Paris Hilton this time?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

porridge
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

keep your tetanus vaccination current?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suppose tetanus would ruin Paris's sex life, you know, with the jaw spasms and all she wouldn't be able to perform.

Also, tetanus is a bacteria that thrives in environments with a lack of oxygen... Tetanus is often found in animal feces. Which makes me wonder, just what kinky activities was Paris involved in with this kinkajou of hers??
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bottm_angel wrote:
I suppose tetanus would ruin Paris's sex life, you know, with the jaw spasms and all she wouldn't be able to perform.

Also, tetanus is a bacteria that thrives in environments with a lack of oxygen... Tetanus is often found in animal feces. Which makes me wonder, just what kinky activities was Paris involved in with this kinkajou of hers??


well.... thanks for that mental image >.<
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....... just after I have to restrain myself in the picture thread.

Urgh, you suck even more, bttm_angel. I'm gonna go hit something.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Usagi Miyamoto wrote:
Normal people get bitten by dogs, or cats. Ridiculous wealthy people get bitten by exotic marsupials. There's a lesson in this somewhere, but I'm damned if I can find it.

"Never try?"
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