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HOW DEEP IS YOUR SUNDAY PLAYLIST?

 
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Mr Gary



Joined: 30 Apr 2009
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Location: Some pub in England ... Uh, I mean, Scotland ...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:19 am    Post subject: HOW DEEP IS YOUR SUNDAY PLAYLIST? Reply with quote

Is it like the ocean?

Or is it like a YouTube link to Calvin Harris' How Deep Is Your Love?

Semi-interesting anecdote:

I went to see Calvin Harris at Manchester Academy with 'Halen' (Steeeeeve! Steeve Ste! Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeee! Steve!). I had bought four tickets. One for me, one for Halen, one for Halen's lovely paramour, and one for my gf of the time. My gf of the time declined to go to the gig, presumably because I am an awful sex companion, or something like that.

Anyway, we're approaching the venue, and touts are 'buying spares, selling spares'. Having a spare ticket, due apparently to my sexual inadequacy, I suppose, I try to sell the spare.

A tout runs across the busy Manchester thoroughfare of Oxford Road to offer me 10 for my 15 face value ticket. Okay, fair do. It's a sale.

Except a homeless man beside me provides a counter offer:

"I saw it first! A fiver!"
"Man, get yon, he's giving me a tenner!"
"Aye ... I'll give you a fiver and a wank!"

Steve and his lady had by this time wandered on ahead, and could not between them fathom why I was so vehemently opposed to allowing this particular homeless chap a chance at buying my spare.










Long story long, I sold the ticket for a tenner, and Steve gave me a lovely wank in the toilets later. It was lovely.







It was acceptable at the time.
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Michael



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frazey Ford - Indian Ocean
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Michael



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No wank story, sorry
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Pineapple



Joined: 01 Jan 2015
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno how deep it is cuz no one's ever bottomed out on it yet
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