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YenTheFirst · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject:

mouse: it's you stealing all the cheese, isn't it?
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Snorri · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject:

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed

he said "insists". it's not _stealing_ - it's asking. firmly.
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reasonablymad · Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 6784

it was you. you insisted. I only had a scrap of gouda. I said, "I only have this meager scrap of gouda. it's a bit mouldy." you stared me down. tears welled up in my eyes. what sort of person would take a man's last bit of cheese? you had closets full of cheese. the trunk of your car was reeking of it. I could see crumbles of cheese falling from your pockets. you didn't care. you insisted.
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mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed

but did i hit you over the head? stick a gun in your ear? i think not.

crybaby.
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today's speziale . . the Briequiri
(misty Parmegiano Regiano sprinkles standard, xtras asyoulike`em)

all u cheese'n'fruit r belong to us
running tabs with intellectual or comic relief accepted

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oya . . . vigorous yet refined sloppy buttseckkz back o' the bar ¶

Mr_Moustache · Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject:

zeezee · Joined: 08 Jul 2007 Posts: 4409 Location: saint louis

you were born there? did you emerge with red wax on your head?
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Snorri · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:43 pm Post subject:

This reminds me of an article about boycotting dutch products in islamic countries. One grocer was interviewed and said he boycotted everything dutch so he had no dutch cheese, only flemish edammer cheese.
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deusabscondidum · Joined: 05 Apr 2007 Posts: 89 Location: The Failboat

Speaking as one of the guest people, I simply don't log in because I never post anything. I'm more of a lurker than anything, and I've got nothing to contribute.

It's probably a good thing to have more guests than not, if you imagine most of them being trolls who haven't got balls enough to begin their twatfuckery.

Lasairfiona · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:34 am Post subject:

Trolls don't need balls; they need a lot of mean and a liberal splash of stupid.
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:38 am Post subject:

Not even meatballs?

everyone needs meatballs.
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picturesofsky · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 3074 Location: England

I'm vegetarian you racist.
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:55 am Post subject:

Uncle taylor bell suggested otherwise !
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picturesofsky · Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 3074 Location: England

Yea, language barrier. "He ate my sausage" doesn't mean quite what you think it does.
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Ironically, Halen's one of the few people here I wouldn't worry about terrifying my friends and family. In my head he ends every real life conversation stroking his chin and saying, "well yes, that sounds reasonable."