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Yorick · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: 13 Guests

... on the forum when I decided to make this topic.

Why do we have so many guests? do we scare people away from registering?
Are they really registered but not logged in?
Too timid? too shy? unwilling to participate in the general buttsexing?

Too bad you can't post anonymously. HA! HA!
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LD! · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject: Re: 13 Guests

Yorick · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject:

BAD LD! BAD!
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LD! · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject:

LD! · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject:

LD! · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject:

Mr_Moustache · Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

Yeah, that happens here too but log in most of the time. But people register!

We need fresh blood... euhmm...bbq's.. oops.... interesting people who can contribute their thoughts and feeling to this forum on orderly fahsion.

Like us.

BUTTSEX !

(we dont shout enough buttsex at each other anymore.)
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Puma · Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1909 Location: I, er, oh.

Of course people are registering! Already on the 25th we have rumene-porche, engereJispags, Floorknibrino, women-fucking-animal-vide, wickes-furniture-delivery, dymnChedy, Thedoinhete and Abepherharern!

I'm more curious about the day there were 228 users on the forum. What was going on that day?
(besides lots of buttsex)

reasonablymad · Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 6784

think of it this way...

you're walking down the street and you hear music, people talking. it's a party. there are people half naked on the lawn. there's booze everywhere. it's a very inviting scene. as you approach people yell out at you, "HEY! GET IN HERE AND HAVE SOME OF THIS."

you hem and haw and stand out on the street for a moment, wondering if you really should. on the one hand you don't know anyone. on the other hand it's a party and you really would like to get drunk and laid and have interesting intellectual discussions, if any of those happen to be occuring within. what to do, what to do...

meanwhile people are yelling, "GRAB HIM!"

you step onto the lawn. immediately seven people are on you. "HIDE THE STRIPPERS THIS ONE LOOKS PUKEY.

"THESE ARE OUR RULES BLAHHHHHRRRGH

"BUTTSEX!!

"DISEMBOWELMENT!!

"HAHAHA SPELLING."

finally someone offers you a drink. you have a look around, but generally stay in the yard or on the porch. you peek in a few windows. what you see is both frightening and a total turn on. you talk to a few people. "who are all these people? whose place is this? any furri-"

you're immediately kicked in the nads.

you try again. "thank you. is that a deep philosophical discussion I see over there?"

"MAYBE WHY ARE YOU ASKING WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BUTTSEX? OR MAYBE PLAY A WORD GAME?"

someone runs in with a rabbit on his head. people laugh. someone gets sick. a couple slide out the back door, get married. you can hear random thumping noises from above. everyone is staring at you. a man asks you to remove your pants. the booze flows. a woman insists that you hand her all your cheese. someone is being beheaded in the backyard because he disagreed. foreigners want to talk to you about soccer.

you feel dizzy. the walls melt and time goes backwards and worms crawl out of your eye sockets.

you hear someone yelling in the distance. no... no... but it gets louder. what are they saying? what is it?

"GET OUT OF THE COMIC DISCUSSION SUBFORUM AND MINGLE, YOU DOLT."
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tofo · Joined: 21 Jun 2008 Posts: 86

FIRST POST AS A REGISTERED USER

hai gaiz.

Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

we're not _all_ gay you know :/

Yorick · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:40 pm Post subject:

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed

it occurred to me that '13 guests' is a great title for a horror flick. and now rm has provided the script. i say we start production immediately.
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zeezee · Joined: 08 Jul 2007 Posts: 4409 Location: saint louis

rm, that is a breathtakingly accurate depiction of the forum.

wasn't that benny i saw running through, rabbit on head, requesting immediate pants removal?
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Michael · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 10264

requesting?

if only :(