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Dr. Awkward
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 Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:57 pm Post subject: Dear Sinfest(The forum) |
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First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post.
Second: make up your mind about your stance on the desire for moderation. If you do not want a moderator, why try to enforce rules such as "No double posting", "Post only self portraits in this thread", etc.? Such rules demonstrate a desire for some form of moderation. If this isn't the case, lighten up.
Third: Stop announcing your involvement in "High Quality Threads." The bloody pulp of what was once a horse is all that remains. Besides, it makes Sam cry a little on the inside. And God kills a domokun.
Fourth: be sure to reply to this with a singular, cohesive response as all others will be met with only the strictest form of Sinfest-Brand ModerationTM. |
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Guccipiggy
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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| YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS |
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Omega F
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Strange SUCKS |
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Dr. Awkward
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| YOU BROKE RULE NUMBER ONE AND FOUR! |
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andrew
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post. |
In an attempt to avoid pejoratives, I will restrict myself to: you're new to the internet, aren't you? |
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Guccipiggy
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| ACTUALLY, THERE'S A SPACE MISSING BETWEEN THE END OF FORUM AND THE PARENTHESIS. YOU BROKE A RULE! |
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Dr. Awkward
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| andrew wrote: | | Quote: | | First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post. |
In an attempt to avoid pejoratives, I will restrict myself to: you're new to the internet, aren't you? |
You're new to satire, aren't you? |
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cletusowns
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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Location: Oak Park
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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The first phrase that comes to mind is:
Eat a dick you faux-intellectual, mouth breathing, failed abortion.
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andrew
Joined: 13 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Awkward wrote: | | andrew wrote: | | Quote: | | First: please become one cohesive whole of an entity, such that all statements regarding Sinfest as a forum can be accurate and not generalizations or blanket statements. Once this is achieved, and not prior, proceed to reading the rest of this post. |
In an attempt to avoid pejoratives, I will restrict myself to: you're new to the internet, aren't you? |
You're new to satire, aren't you? |
No, I was pointedly ignoring it, since satire makes this post way, way worse. |
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Monkey Mcdermott
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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Not new to people making posts like this unfortunately...
No one cares. |
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sporko
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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yay, yet ANOTHER condescending prick!
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Dr. Awkward
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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| So many people, so little humor. |
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Guccipiggy
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Awkward wrote: | | So many people, so little humor. |
Oh, I think this thread is loaded with hilarity. |
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andrew
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Awkward wrote: | | So many people, so little humor. |
It's a measure of your large, vocal ego that you look at the reaction to your post and see "Wow, these people have no sense of humor!" as opposed to "Wow, maybe what I wrote wasn't funny!" |
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Not Phar
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Guccipiggy wrote: | | YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS |
Holy shit that's funny. |
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