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Sojobo

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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:28 am Post subject: you'd probably be better off with Iroh than Azula |
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| Sam wrote: | | If the Fire Nation ends up being thwarted, it will be because of this sort of attitude. |
If we end up thwarted, it will be by the Avatar, power against power. Good thing no one's seen him in the last 100 years. Praise to Fire Lord Sozin's foresight in committing genocide against the Air Nomads to keep Him from being reborn.
| Sam wrote: | | If might alone makes right, then we will breed a societally eugenic world which will, in turn, consume us in our first moments of cultured weakness. |
The glorious Fire Nation will never fall! Talk like this will get you exiled, if not worse. Lord Ozai didn't spare his son, he's certainly not gonna spare you.
| Sam wrote: | | And what the hell is an Iroh i've never watched this show |
General Iroh is a traitor to the Fire Nation for trying to stop Admiral Zhou from killing the Moon Spirit (which would've finished of the Northern Water Tribes). He is also the only character other than Azula we've seen play with lightnings.  _________________ "To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others."
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Katrin

Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 293 Location: Some place HAWT
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:26 am Post subject: |
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Hmm, just watched a few episodes and I gotta say... Zuko is hawtsome.
And Sojobo, you're soooo funny.
But seriously, we need some heart-benders and then the Avatar could become even more powerful by changing his name to Captain Planet.
I am telling you, this joke has not been told enough, WE NEED YOU CAPTAIN PLANET. |
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Michael

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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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of course there's heart benders. they're all over the place the fuckers  |
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Kilgore

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2827 Location: Portland, Or
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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If the Fire Nation is thwarted it will be because there are earth benders dropping mountains on them. _________________ "Whatever afflicts thee, their asses I shall kick"
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Katrin

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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Y'know couldn't these earth benders grab a hold of that stupid comet thingy? |
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Willem

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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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I'm suprised the Water Bending people can't just remove all the water from their enemy's bodies. _________________ attitude of a street punk, only cutting selected words out of context to get onself excuse to let one's dirty mouth loose |
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The Victim Here

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2816 Location: Almost Not Trinity.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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That would be cheating. _________________ Colours? What colours? |
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Black Kitty

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 704 Location: Under your bed.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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That will turn up on one of the dvd's 'lost episodes' lists. _________________ Live to laugh. |
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Darqcyde

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 9136 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:25 pm Post subject: Re: you'd probably be better off with Iroh than Azula |
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| Sojobo wrote: |
| Sam wrote: | | And what the hell is an Iroh i've never watched this show |
General Iroh is a traitor to the Fire Nation for trying to stop Admiral Zhou from killing the Moon Spirit (which would've finished of the Northern Water Tribes). He is also the only character other than Azula we've seen play with lightnings.  |
Iroh is also the token dirty old man/comic badguy too. The guys that developed this show did a lot of homework and I think it shows. Hell, there's even a running gag in the series involving a cabbage merchant. _________________
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Darqcyde

Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 9136 Location: A false vacuum abiding in ignorance.
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Katrin wrote: | | Y'know couldn't these earth benders grab a hold of that stupid comet thingy? |
Not sure about that But I'm going to put my money on Aang moving the moon in Avatar state once he learns earthbending since it's already been stated that an eclipse is approaching before the comet arrives and it will have the opposite effect. My guess is that they will blow that chance and there fore have to manufacture and artificial eclipse. _________________
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Fenris83

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| Katrin wrote: | | Y'know couldn't these earth benders grab a hold of that stupid comet thingy? |
They are called earth benders, comets arent from earth its from outerspace so of course they cant earth bend them lol |
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Marik

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:30 am Post subject: what the hell did he just say what is going on. |
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| ya lol |
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MsFrisby

Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3966 Location: a quiet little corner of crazy
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:33 am Post subject: |
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I just thought the earth benders had to be standing on the earth to do their bending. Isn't that true? Because the Fire nation took a bunch of those earth benders and put them on an oil rig kind of thing out in the water and they got all wussified? _________________ A person's character is their destiny. |
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Willem

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:29 am Post subject: |
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Also, couldn't Air Bender's just remove the air in their enemy's lungs?
And what is up with everyone losing against those Fire people? I mean, they suck. They all have an advantage against fire, y'know. Okay, okay, I'll explain:
Fire Nation vs. Other Nations
Sea battles: - Water people win. Creating storms 'n' shit.
- Air people win too. Creating storms would just sink the ships.
- Earth people win too. You wouldn't think so, but they can controll the earth, y'know? And what is under all that water? Yep. Earth. So, Fire blokes are sailing in their ships and suddenly, they stop moving. Oh dear, it seems that the ground has shot upwards and the water they're in is now 5cm deep. Oops?
Land Battles: - Earth people win. Easily. Okay, so the Fire troops are coming, right. Well, suddenly, the ground they were marching on fell 100 metres down and they all fall to their deaths. Or, suddenly, a wall of stone blows over them.
- Air people win. Storms just blow the Fire troops away. Blam. Dead.
- Water people are boned, I think. I don't know. They could flood the area. Or just stay in the fucking water, y'know. Or on ice. That'd be awesome. Oh, look, fire troops. BLAM! All frozen.
Air Battles: - Air people, clearly. They live there. Also: storms.
- Water people could controll the clouds and rain and all, so they wouldn't be helpless.
- The Earth people are bollocked, though. Don't go in the air, Earth People! _________________ attitude of a street punk, only cutting selected words out of context to get onself excuse to let one's dirty mouth loose |
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Bart

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| And the fire guys, well they can do nothing but torch their opponents. There isn't any advantage in that is there ? |
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