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Uncle Taylorbell · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3191 Location: Northern England

I guess you're all scared of my wanking skillz.

'Cos bitches don't know, I'm wankidextrous.

Ibian · Joined: 30 Mar 2008 Posts: 177

The word troll used to mean something. Used to. Then the internet became available to the masses and "troll" came to mean "anyone who has an opinion i dont like".

Sam · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 8567

Thy Brilliance · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3090 Location: Relative

Given enough time on a forum a brutally honest person can and will be called a troll.

Regardless of what it actually means.

Yorick · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:45 pm Post subject:

AMERICA BITCHES!

... hmm. Comma?
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Snorri · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:59 pm Post subject:

zeezee · Joined: 08 Jul 2007 Posts: 4409 Location: saint louis

that's because, although you may troll, you are not a troll.
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reasonablymad · Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 6784

I am, on the other hand, an actual troll. you should see this mess of bones under my bridge. it's disgusting. I'm such a pig when it comes to people... who, uh. walk around. on my bridge... in the internet. I can't get enough of 'em! they're like chips, except they don't come in a can. what they are, are chips I find on the street. you can't be real choosey about what they look like when you eat crap off the streets. but I'm a troll so I'm ok with that. I mean, you can't judge a book by its cover, or the tasty meaty insides of a person by its filthy skin. besides, it's my bridge. squatter's rights, bitches. and I squat here all the time. to do the doo doo. it's people poo, foo! I like saying that just before I take a bite. 'cause I seen them looking at it. with their camera phones and whiz bang techno junk. I mean, seriously? do you know how hard it is to hide under a bridge these days!? they've got shit eyeing up everything everywhere. ogling me with their spastic mechanical orbs of teenage angst. traffic is down. no one comes this way any more. I've been reduced to facebook graffiti just to get some cred back. before cctv kids used to come down here and tag the walls. shit's boring now. not for those cctv guys, but for me, their private dancer? hell yes.
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:10 pm Post subject:

rm, ca n i have a get a dna sample of you? Just to make sure once the technology's there, we'll make a better world. on with exclusively rm's.
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reasonablymad · Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 6784

there's only one way to get my dna, baby.
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:09 pm Post subject:

We should've used a rubber.
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jwing · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 2068

mouse · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 14855 Location: under the bed

poor jwing. you have just revealed yourself as terminally married.

i was going to say, i thought trolls ate goats - but i guess graffiti artists rather outnumber goats, these days.
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Yorick · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:57 am Post subject:

Well, trolls eat goats, and d'ohs eat goats, but little LANs beat DIVY.

huh. That was so much funnier in my head.
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Bollocks · Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 283

I wish I had a laser-looking handgun that said "BOMB" on it. Sad