Sinfest

Secret · Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 5429

All over the world, posters are lead by butlers to doors engraved with the words “Omnes viae Sinfestem ducunt” in gold leaf. Upon opening them, they are shown a large, gold-leafed theater filled with slightly-frayed velvet seats. Near the front of the stage, a large buffet awaits, and off to the side an extremely well-stocked bar. A curtain lies across the stage, but the slight sound of shuffling cards can be heard behind it.

Secret waits behind the stage, making last-minute preparations, with the prizes and monogrammed handkerchiefs ready for the winners. A bottle of fine champagne lies in a bucket of ice by his side. Nearby, Celaeno prepares to announce the winners, once the curtain goes up. Secret gives the signal for the mood lighting to go on.
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Willem · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 6306 Location: wasteland style

oho
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Puma · Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 1909 Location: I, er, oh.

*raids the buffet*

sporko · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2823

i'm here for the food. nom nom nom.
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:10 pm Post subject:

*raids the bar*
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When life gives you lemons, some people make lemonade. I just eat them and make a sour face.

Secret · Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 5429

Secret scribbles on his notecards and eats special host hors d'oeuvres.
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Celaeno · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2995 Location: Kzoo

I know I'm announcing all the winners, but really, I'm here for the food too.

Snorri · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:16 pm Post subject:

*joins in with Moustache*
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Mr_Moustache · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject:

Join #sinfest snorri!

*with a glass of scotch on the table, starts rolling a big boy*
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When life gives you lemons, some people make lemonade. I just eat them and make a sour face.

Secret · Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 5429

As an epitome of manhood, sporko has been appointed bartender, with the vital task of getting everyone attending shickered.
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Secret · Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 5429

Oh, right. The job description was technically 'shirtless bartender.'
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Willem · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 6306 Location: wasteland style

"Shirtless bartender with manly pecs", actually.
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sporko · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2823

Sporko stands behind the bar, juggling glasses and bottles while rocking out to Ice Ice Baby, all the while showing off his manly pecs and rippling abdominal muscles. (Ladies (and European men), I will emote your swooning in this post for you, since I know that you are too weak at the knees to type it out yourselves.)

Wink

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Willem · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 6306 Location: wasteland style

I'm having trouble keeping my laptop on my lap. Sad

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gally912 · Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:42 pm Post subject:

Well, I'm certainly excited.

In a totally heterosexual way.
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