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Secret



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:07 am    Post subject: The New Newbie Waystation Reply with quote

Karui_Kage wrote:
When a Way Station gets too cluttered, it's time to bomb it in favor of a new one.


Round up, ladies and gentlemen, or whoever happens to attend to forum traditions, for the Newbie Waystation! After 150 pages, we begin anew.

Newbies:

All right. Here you are, in the Sinfest forum. God only knows how you got here. We're probably not interested. However it happened, you're here, and you've got to make the best out of it. By actually reading this thread (before posting elsewhere, if you know what's good for you), you're doing a slice-decent job already. But if you wish to know the ways of Sinfest, you must learn.

If you've already posted a thread welcoming yourself to the forum, expect to be thoroughly defenestrated.

Waystation rules:

Your first post must be here. You may not be a twat. That is all.

THE GUIDELINES:

1. Don't necro, except maybe formula threads. Or if something really needs to be said (but you're probably not a good judge of that.) If you bring a thread that we really wished to forget up to the top of the page, you will be shot.
2. The people who are sexually attracted to characters in the strip and the people who incessantly bitch about every comic are currently in a war over the coveted title of 'extremely sad', as opposed to 'even sadder.' Don't pick a side. Don't be those people.
3. All spelling and grammar must be correct. Always. Unless you're a theme persona, or making a point, or being zany. Or we like you.
4. Corollary: Know your semantics.
5. There will be sexual harassment. Learn to enjoy it.

THE RULE:
1. No puking on the strippers.

Welcome!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A short iFAQ (infrequently asked questions) section, for those who still need some time and delicate handling to adapt to the bold new world of Sinfest.

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How do I get my avatar to work?

It's about an inch further down the Forum Guidelines page than this thread. Clearly labeled. It's really not that hard, people!

Why did it take me days to get registered? Also, where do I talk to Tat?

Our benevolent, allseeing god-cartoonist watches over us from the heavens. He appears only to activate accounts, possibly to read the forums, and occasionally to lay down some serious law.

so...like i was surfing the tubes, lol? and i came across this website and its really cool and maybe we can be friends???

I hate you.

Tits or GTFO?

Pretty much.

Tits, or GTFO?

Leaning towards the latter, but we'll see!

What's with all the buttsex on this forum?

You haven't lurked very long, have you?


TO BE CONTINUED, MAYBE.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't like your tone.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LONG LIVE THE TRUE NEWBIE WAYSTATION!

DEATH TO THE HERETICS!

*Stabs Secret*
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although, if you're going to try to make this stick, you may want to include the pertinent info from "How to Get Your Av to Work" so we don't have to keep bumping it.

Also: *Stabby stabby* heretic. Yadda yadda yadda.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait why are there two threads? Do they fight to the death now?

I vote for the one with less cocks.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cock Fight!



Vietnam's famous Kissing Cocks:


And, of course:
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cocks on sticks sounds distinctly painful.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, but "Buy 5 + get one FREE"!
Who could pass up a deal like that?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What in god's name am I going to do with six cocks on sticks?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You tell me, ya perv.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finnegan wrote:
What in god's name am I going to do with six cocks on sticks?


I'd do whatever I liked. After all, I'd have six cocks on a stick. Who'd argue with that?

Though I must admit I once met, traumatically, a Pole, from Krakow, who claimed to have seen a stick with seven cocks on it. An heirloom belonging to his army major. Espied accidentally in the mess hall, following a routine training exercise, my Polish friend left the barracks and headed to the lake. Once arrived, he snuck a canoe from it's moorings and paddled out into the Vistula. Herein, out of his mind at such a Lovecraftian sight, he attempted an Eskimo Roll from which he hoped to never return.

Fortune was against this roll, however. Earlier in the evening he had insulted a Lithuanian lady. Her father, a miner with an arm as strong as a steam engine, had followed him, quietly. Refusing to give the Pole to Death without having his own satisfaction first, the miner pulled my man from the inky waters. Swimming at great speed, despite his years, the miner dragged my Polish friend to the shore, whereupon he thrashed him like a Spaniard's ass.

The Poleman, thus smacked to his senses, gave himself to Christ, the great Redeemer of the Catholic Faith. Once his wounds had healed, he left his homeland and travelled West, where he found work as a day labourer in England. Here we met, and one night, after testing one another at drink, he confessed up to me the horrific image of the seven cocks on a stick.

Only laudanum glues together my now fragile mind. The Pole, Jan, has long since passed ... an ending which we all must suffer, but which I am sure he was grateful of. And one which I devoutly wish for.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sinfest: where you are greeted by a teenager talking to you about anal sex.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's a wonderful place...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

whoa, just want to say that avatar is awesome.
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