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Him



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:41 pm    Post subject: Today is my birthday Reply with quote

Yay. I am 18. I am legal to drink, get a drivers license, buy tobacco, make a sex-change, go to prison, get sterilized, pierce my privates, get a tattoo, become an electable representant for a political party, vote, get into clubs that serve alcohol, have homosexual intercourse in Finland, etc...I'll add more later.
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Lasairfiona



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy Crap, you are finally legal? Now you can do all the things... wait...

Happy Birthday. Hope it treats you well.

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HamletSr



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy 18th Him, youze a man now! Don't forget die for your country!
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Him



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll have to enroll, and posssibly make two years of military service, but probably they won't accept me. They only accept about 20 000 people per year and I am not really all that keen on being in the millitary. I have to enroll though. refusing to show up could give me two months in prison. Good thing sweden's not at war with anyone.
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Agamemnon



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, isn't Sweden always nuetral?

Anyway, find a Swedish Bikini babe for me and enjoy your birthday!!

*buys Him a beer, whenever Him can collect*
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Zenom



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy birthday dude! Have a good one and don't get too wasted.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zenom wrote:
Happy birthday dude! Have a good one and don't puke on my shoes.

Fix'd.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweeden has a military????

Razz

happy birthday, man... have fun, and try not to kill yourself!

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Uncle Benny



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Birthday, himmey, now go out and find yourself some young and supple 18 year olds.

notice I said 18, that's 18.
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Amilam



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha! Do you do eulogies as well Benny?
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Him



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I assume, since I am in a steady relationship with a 14 year old, you mean for alcoholic purposes, because I certainly will. Yay, legal drinking.
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Uncle Benny



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

only on tuesdays and fridays.

but seriously, himmey, find yourself an older bisexual female, because you can't keep going the way you are going, you are gonna really get yourself in trouble if you keep this up.
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Him



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not at all, the social services came and went, forfilling their work satisfactiory. there is no maltreatment present. Besides she'll be 15 come december, it is all good my friend. Also, I love her.
PS. She's actually heterosexual. i know, very exotic. DS
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Uncle Benny



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

not as exotic as your usual fare, what happened, getting soft in your old age?
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Him



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's smart and beutiful so, really, i can take it that she doesn't fuck gilrs. I can take that. Our sexlife is great anyway. but yes. I do miss the orgies. A little. mmm. Also, we can't have sex until next week, so if I seem a little frustrated that might be it.
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