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Mindslicer



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael wrote:
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so where are the e's and t's?


On opposite sides of the 'r' key, of course.

I have yet to see a web page with the following premise. "I have this theory where Fox News deliberately misrepresents party affiliations only textually to confuse people who watch them with the volume turned off and don't talk to anyone else. Ever. Here are a bunch of screenshots to support this. And further down you'll note I have also saved a bunch of screenshots that have nothing to do with that theory at all, and may in fact disprove it by indicating they're just crappy typists."

And even though I've posted a screenshot of a Fox typo that didn't change a someone's party affiliation, that's totally what they're still doing. Uh huh...

(Edit: Egad, Holmes, will you look at that! Clearly, Watson, EVIL is afoot! A giant, stinky, conservative foot, no doubt!)
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought we covered this? Nepotism, someone's fat-fingered nephew? Accuracy unimportant? Yeah, we agreed on that.

Let's talk about something we disagree about... umm... is Jim Carrey funny? I just don't think so. I loved "Eternal Sunshine," but can't stand "Ace Ventura." Thoughts?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he was good in dumb & dumber, too.

sorry: rumb & rumber.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like Ace Ventura
when it came out I thought the Mask was the best thing ever but then I saw parts of it again a few years later and uh... no

I loved eternal sunshine too. Took me about an hour before I noticed it was Jim...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I loved him in "Yes man" as well.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
I thought we covered this? Nepotism, someone's fat-fingered nephew? Accuracy unimportant? Yeah, we agreed on that.


We agreed it's far more plausible than the Snidely Whiplash Theory.

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Let's talk about something we disagree about... umm... is Jim Carrey funny? I just don't think so. I loved "Eternal Sunshine," but can't stand "Ace Ventura." Thoughts?


"Liar Liar" was moderately funny at times and I liked "Bruce Almighty" pretty much the whole way through, but that's about it for me and Jim Carrey films.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

picturesofsky wrote:
I loved him in "Yes man" as well.


I should watch that, simply because Murray from FotC (Rhys Darby) is in it. Imagine that!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogen wrote:
"Senatod Batbata Bozet (T-Va) ammoyxes get teyorwmwnt fron pilorocs." followed by, "FOX news typist forced to apologize for 'giant fat fingers.'"


The fat fingered dyslexic typist has a sympathy job handling the labels specifically of republicans caught in terrible scandals. They know they should just give him another job or can him but he has such a terrible, hard-luck story

or as he put it, 'a teddible hadr-luck stody'
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam wrote:
Dogen wrote:
"Senatod Batbata Bozet (T-Va) ammoyxes get teyorwmwnt fron pilorocs." followed by, "FOX news typist forced to apologize for 'giant fat fingers.'"


The fat fingered dyslexic typist has a sympathy job handling the labels specifically of republicans caught in terrible scandals. They know they should just give him another job or can him but he has such a terrible, hard-luck story

or as he put it, 'a teddible hadr-luck stody'


fat handed twat

*edit*

[rul=] what?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkey Mcdermott wrote:
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But that would be at the cost of revealing these problems, like, say, the possibility that he might go running off to another country for some poon and not let anyone know where he's going.

Cheating on your wife can be forgiven in government, apparently, but going incommunicado while jetting off to get jiggy wif' it is not quite the same.


Except that 4 years from now no one will give a shit, itl be "old news"


right. just like in 2008, it was "old news" that hillary didn't throw bill out on his ear because of monica.

sex scandals have a way of coming back to haunt people. also: hiding out for 4 years so people will forget you were involved in a sex scandal doesn't work out too well either - you can ask gary hart about that one.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/26/us/26sanford.html?_r=1&hp

blah blah blah I am jack's pithy one-line comment about lacking surprise ner
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The stimulus refusal thing was the crash, and this is the burn.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
“I made a mistake while I was there in meeting with the woman who I was unfaithful to my wife with.”


WITH WHOM i was blah blah blah...

can we at least get the grammar police on him?

although, reading further - perhaps best not to bother:

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The political calculus of resignation is complicated. By law, the job of governor would go to Lt. Gov. R. Andre Bauer, an ambitious Republican with a reckless streak who in recent years has been caught driving over 100 miles an hour and crashed a small plane.


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Several of the governor’s critics said his influence could hardly be weakened by the affair, since he had had virtually none beforehand. Though the legislature is Republican-controlled, it has routinely overridden his vetoes and recently forced him, by court order, to accept the federal stimulus money.


so i guess the question south carolinian republicans have to ask themselves is, which one will be more interesting to watch crash and burn? the current governor, who will just continue to smolder quietly, or a new one, who might do it literally?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michael wrote:
I like Ace Ventura
when it came out I thought the Mask was the best thing ever but then I saw parts of it again a few years later and uh... no

I loved eternal sunshine too. Took me about an hour before I noticed it was Jim...


The Cable Guy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WheelsOfConfusion wrote:
The stimulus refusal thing was the crash, and this is the burn.


Dearest south carolina: this is what happens when time magazine names your governor one of the worst we've ever had and then you go ahead and re-elect him anyway
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