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Feiticeira · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1741

My shits are bigger than the average person's forearm.

Thy Brilliance · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3213 Location: Relative

I'm so manly, I harbor a rainforest full of endangered species on my chest.

DigitalVirtuoso · Joined: 10 Jul 2006 Posts: 66 Location: Houston, TX

... I eat steak and eggs... for Breakfast!
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Must... stop...procrastinating ARGH!! C'est la vie *sigh*

Founder of the 10 July 2006 Elitist Member Club
Member jackets coming soon!!!

Kilgore · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2827 Location: Portland, Or

....not two nights ago I cut and smashed my way out of a wrecked automobile.
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"Whatever afflicts thee, their asses I shall kick"

-Slick

Krazy Stixx · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 568

I play bass until my fingers ooze blood, and then I play some more.
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"By 3 p.m. I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the world instead."
-Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan

thewaitersitsondown · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:35 pm Post subject:

Blood bleeds me.

andrew · Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 4495 Location: the raging sea

...bullets are my only weakness.

Krazy Stixx · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 568

I can open beer bottles with my teeth.
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"By 3 p.m. I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the world instead."
-Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan

andrew · Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 4495 Location: the raging sea

My penis is larger than the state of Rhode Island.

Also, I drive a Toyota compact hybrid; that's how secure I am.

Also, when you cut me I bleed a mixture of whiskey, diesel and red/white/blue.

Feiticeira · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 1741

Kilgore · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 2827 Location: Portland, Or

I once punched a guy in the face, just for making me miss the night bus. He did not punch me back.
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"Whatever afflicts thee, their asses I shall kick"

-Slick

andrew · Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 4495 Location: the raging sea

thewaitersitsondown · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject:

The Nile floods every year when I take a trip to Egypt and piss in it.

Thy Brilliance · Joined: 09 Jul 2006 Posts: 3213 Location: Relative

I ran 5 miles to catch up with a lady in a car.

And then we had sex.