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How many Czars do we need?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:35 am    Post subject: How many Czars do we need? Reply with quote

1. Afghanistan Czar - Richard Holbrooke
2. AIDS Czar * - Jeffrey Crowley
3. Auto Recovery Czar - Ed Montgomery
4. Border Czar * - Alan Bersin
5. California Water Czar - David J. Hayes
6. Car Czar - Ron Bloom
7. Central Region Czar - Dennis Ross
8. Climate Czar - Todd Stern
9. Domestic Violence Czar - Lynn Rosenthal
10. Drug Czar * - Gil Kerlikowske
11. Economic Czar * - Paul Volcker
12. Energy and Environment Czar - Carol Browner
13. Faith-Based Czar * - Joshua DuBois
14. Government Performance Czar - Jeffrey Zients
15. Great Lakes Czar - Cameron Davis
16. Green Jobs Czar - Van Jones
17. Guantanamo Closure Czar - Daniel Fried
18. Health Czar * - Nancy-Ann DeParle
19. Information Czar - Vivek Kundra
20. Intelligence Czar * - Dennis Blair
21. Mideast Peace Czar - George Mitchell
22. Pay Czar - Kenneth R. Feinberg
23. Regulatory Czar - Cass R. Sunstein *
24. Science Czar - John Holdren
25. Stimulus Accountability Czar - Earl Devaney
26. Sudan Czar - J. Scott Gration
27. TARP Czar - Herb Allison
28. Technology Czar - Aneesh Chopra
29. Terrorism Czar - John Brennan
30. Urban Affairs Czar - Adolfo Carrion Jr.
31. Weapons Czar - Ashton Carter
32. WMD Policy Czar - Gary Samore[b][/b]
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stop making threads
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While your efforts to set yourself up as Sinfest's Shitty Douchebag Stupid Thread Creating Czar are noble, there is no way you will ever be able to tear that title away from Darqcyde.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam, fuck, are you okay? I tried to get on to Great Uncle Fritz, but he's been slapped with another sexual harassment suit by the local zoo and isn't answering any telegrams.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watching you all dick slap this overly persistent man boy is entertaining.
I also read way to much of what ever the fuck sam was talking about involving lasers
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROCKCZAR!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You forgot all the Tsars that Obama also uses.

I wonder if the male-ness of the term 'czar' has lead to the preponderance of men in those positions? Not to be overly sensitive, but the only girls are Domestic Violence (duh, a gimme), the environment and health (very nurturing) and maybe technology (with a name like aneesh, who can tell?!! I can imagine the West Wing, as Aneesh comes in wearing some Mao jacket, "So Solly to bollo you, but there is a technology meeting soon" and Obama is just, "Aneesh... Aneesh, Anne? Andrew? What am I going to call this person?". Obama knows a person needs an American name, man or girl.

Now I know some of you are going to throw the "Dro is being too PC again" label at me, and make excuses about the gender balance, but you have to admit that is pretty tilted.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I also like the Car Czar, but I thought that was Karzai? Although I guess he'd been the Afghanistan Czar.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We clearly need a Czar Czar.

I nominate Czar Czar Gabor.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:29 am    Post subject: Re: How many Czars do we need? Reply with quote

What's the deal with the starred czars?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am opposed to Faith-based Czar though. Church and Empire must be separated.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Him makes pretty awful threads as well. You really have your work cut out for you!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:30 am    Post subject: Re: How many Czars do we need? Reply with quote

Puma wrote:
What's the deal with the starred czars?
They are star tsars?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dennis J. Squidbunny wrote:
Him makes pretty awful threads as well. You really have your work cut out for you!

I am just not appreciated enough around here.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is pathetic
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